Racist Sinks

At work, we have those automatic sensors in our sinks so you can just put your hands under them, and they turn on.

The problem is that the counter and sinks are almost exactly the same color as white people, so if you are white, you can wave your hands under there for a while before the sensor will notice you and turn on. Even then, it turns back off a second or two later while you've still got soap on your hands.

Other races seem to have no problems washing their hands though. It's just white people who have to suffer.

I'm calling for a protest. I need a million people to meet outside my office tomorrow for an "Anti-Racist Sink" rally.

Bathrooms will be provided, but if you are white, bring hand sanitizer.

 

just wipe a little poo on your hands for color before you go to wash.

 

affirmative action bathrooms... it could catch on

 

Might I suggest a tanning salon


Hotwater

 

I refuse to bend. I say we ban all white people colored countertops and sinks

 

Put this sign on the door and see
what kind of reaction you receive



Hotwater

 

What is the significance of the chicken?

 

No clue


Hotwater

 

Do you suppose it's a giant cock?

 

Could be


Hotwater

 

a giant black cock.

i think if you stand a little to the side of those sinks it works better, i could be wrong.

 

I bet the sinks would act right if I had a giant black cock.

Then they would respect me for sure.

I should spray paint the one I have

 

Just ask indian~summer. She has a giant black cock.

 

But it’s a vibrator (albeit a strap-on) to satisfy her pernicious urge to
ass-fuck a brother until he cries uncle




Hotwater

 

Wear big rings...you will look mah-valous

 

I think its the motion, not the color

 

That won't help then, everybody knows white people can't dance...

 

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