Racist Sinks

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by booshnoogs, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    At work, we have those automatic sensors in our sinks so you can just put your hands under them, and they turn on.

    The problem is that the counter and sinks are almost exactly the same color as white people, so if you are white, you can wave your hands under there for a while before the sensor will notice you and turn on. Even then, it turns back off a second or two later while you've still got soap on your hands.

    Other races seem to have no problems washing their hands though. It's just white people who have to suffer.

    I'm calling for a protest. I need a million people to meet outside my office tomorrow for an "Anti-Racist Sink" rally.

    Bathrooms will be provided, but if you are white, bring hand sanitizer.
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    just wipe a little poo on your hands for color before you go to wash.
  3. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

    affirmative action bathrooms... it could catch on
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Might I suggest a tanning salon :eek:

  5. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    I refuse to bend. I say we ban all white people colored countertops and sinks
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Put this sign on the door and see
    what kind of reaction you receive :eek:


  7. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    What is the significance of the chicken?
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    No clue :confused:

  9. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    Do you suppose it's a giant cock?
  10. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Could be :eek:

  11. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

    a giant black cock.

    i think if you stand a little to the side of those sinks it works better, i could be wrong.
  12. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    I bet the sinks would act right if I had a giant black cock.

    Then they would respect me for sure.

    I should spray paint the one I have
  13. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

    Just ask indian~summer. She has a giant black cock.
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    But it’s a vibrator (albeit a strap-on) to satisfy her pernicious urge to
    ass-fuck a brother until he cries uncle :eek:


  15. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    Wear big rings...you will look mah-valous
  16. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    I think its the motion, not the color
  17. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    That won't help then, everybody knows white people can't dance...
  18. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!


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