R.I.P. Bug_man

uh, dont really feel like getting poisoned right now in my life
hehe, no thats okay, that was nice and all, but you could send me some beer if you would like

 

I'm really kinda hurt to know that you would think I would poison someone. I'm a caring individual that only cares for and loves all of God's little children. The beer isn't a cure for hunger.

 

Im sorry reverend, er, sir..
Im only messing around with ya
...beer is a cure for all for me

 

Is that why you had to resort to eating boogers? You poor girl...

 

I never realized there could be so much sarcasm in the world we live in.

 

hahahaha, that was the best that made me laugh my ass off..haha

 

Even at your age Mr Buggsy?

 

Hey, I think that was realy nice.

Shroom maybe he's a good cook? You could be passing up a very good meal.

 

Thanks Peanuts. You and your golden Retriever look very cute and happy together.

 

Thank you. We are.

His name is Buddy. He's a good dog.

 

Is he about 6 or 7 by judging from the picture?

 

Very good guess. He is 7 years old.

Here's a lil' story about him:

We bought him from an Amish man. Said he was going to get lazy when he gets older. Buddy is a very lazy dog when indoors. When outdoors he is like a puppy.

Found out last year Buddy has lymes disease and a thyroid problem. Very sad but he is being treated for it with antibiotics and thyroid pills.

Buddy is still a virgin and he squats when he pees.

Sorry if that is too much information.

 

I love goldens. I grew up with them and they have the best disposition of any breed.

 

hehe that just sounds lazy...

 

Why does your boyfriend sit on the toilet when he pees? Lazy?

 

I never said that.

 

I agree with you Nailfog. I think he has an awesome disposition. I never met any Golden that didn't.
My brother had one and I always loved the way Bandit (the dog) would come over to me and rest his head on my leg and give me those beautiful eyes. He melted my heart. He convinced me to get one.

Golden's are awesome with children.

LOL Juicy. Your right it does sound lazy. He was fixed when he was really young. I guess that can make them squat. He never pee's on my flower or trees.

I think it's more common for men to squat when peeing.

 

In Juicy Redgirl's boyfriend's defense, I sometimes have to sit down to pee when I have a boner.

 

I have a golden peanuts...I dont get to see him much, and i miss him so much..
He was my buddy

 

What was he? A dog or the Planter's man?