lol my faverotie! "I'm gonna get out the sitar and were gonna camp in the city park man!!!!!! lol that cracks me up.....knowing i would camp there! Any other quotes
"Well you should have thought about it before you became an uncle!!!" "I gotta have my cheese, John" - Tom Green
I said this one last night at the hockey game: "C'mon man! Beer and hockey go together like pie and...mouth."
My favorites are in my away messages on AIM "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." -Woodrow Wilson (1856 - 1924) "Auschwitz begins wherever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: they're only animals." -Theodor Adorno "People often say that humans have always eaten animals as if this is a justification for continuing the practice. According to this logic, we should not try to prevent people from murdering other people, since this has also been done since the earliest of times." -Isaac Bashevis Singer "In their behavior toward creatures, all men are Nazis. Human beings see oppression vividly when they're the victims. Otherwise they victimize blindly and without a thought." -Isaac Bashevis Singer, author, Nobel Prize 1978 Remember sadness is always temporary. This, too, shall pass. --Chuck T. Falcon
"Women are all the same, and there's always more of them." ~ Party Boy "Do I make you horny, baby?" ~ Austin Powers "So shall we shag now or shag later?" ~ Austin Powers "There's a woman in the United States who predicted the plane we were traveling on would crash. Now, a lot of people would like to think we were scared into saying a prayer. What we did actually--we drank." ~ Ringo Starr "Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that. I'm right and will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first, rock 'n' roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were think and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me." ~ John Lennon "I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know." ~ Paul McCartney (after the hoax ) "There's high, and there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high--that's where I'm goin'." ~ George Harrison "I am the greatest." ~ Muhammad Ali I managed to have one from each Beatle I think that's more than coincidence I'm sure there's more, but those are the only ones that come to mind right now.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." - Albert Einstein
