Quotes that you like

God doesn't make mistakes, get over it already! Me

 

Show off. lol

 

That'll show me! Take that! And That!

 

must not have created humans then.

(the problem with god, isn't really with god, whatever it or they might happen to be,
the problem is with humans pretending to know anything about it,
and then demanding that every other human pretend to know the same things,
and claiming its the will of some god that they do so, which they don't know either.

all of which, whatever god or gods may happen to be, are completely innocent of)

 

The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them

(just because someone looks like you, or claims to fallow the same beliefs, doesn't always mean they're on you side)

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the problem with collective narcissism, isn't that its collective.
the problem is that its still narcissism!

 

God, or the truth, is what makes it possible for you to deny God doesn't make mistakes.

 

There are seventy-five perfumes, which is necessary that a criminal expert should be able to distinguish from another.

Sir Authur Conan Doyle from The Hound of the Baskervilles (1902), in which Sherlock Holmes identifies a woman from the sent of her notepaper.

 

Hey Candy, when I read this one you posted, it made me think of one of Richard Pryor’s jokes he did called Mudbone. He takes his buddy to go see a voodoo lady named Ms Rudolph to remove a hex (spell) on his buddy. Listen to 6:30-7:40 about the spider, Lol!

 

Yep, like that one too.

 

Love it. lol

 

'No one has ever been totally truthful about what it is to be truthful'.......can't remember who said it, but I like it.

 

"but Jive still has their dick balls in our ass!.. I'm sorry to all the homa-sexuals out there and the undecided, I've got a very homophobic way of speaking when I get nervous. But anyway! Somebody lost they arm" *holds up an arm*

~Violent J, 2002 Gathering of the Juggalos.

 

"Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely, absolute power attracts the corruptible, absolutely". ... Frank Herbert.