Quotes that you like

When 2 men agree on everything, only one of them is doing the thinking.

 

You can't quote that again. Lol

 

True love cannot be faked where it doesn't exist and cannot be denied where it does.

 

"no matter where you go, there YOU are" - lithgow's character in bucharoo bonasai in the 8th dimension. (circa sometime in the early 80s)
(its been quoted a lot of different times in a lot of different contexts, and i have to wonder how many people doing so are aware of that source.
of course even that may have been quoting something from earlier but if it was, i'd be curious)

 

That sounds like something I would say. Too bad irmi's not around to confirm, God bless her.

We miss you, irminsul. We irmissnsul you.

 

When in doubt, eat cake.

 

'Don't gain the world and lose your soul
Wisdom is better than silver or gold'

Bob Marley

 

I thought it was Thornton Melon...

 

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow ya whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back the tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, Chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

 

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not blonde.........and I'm also not blonde.
Dolly Parton

 

If there’s grass on the field, play in the mud

 

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are nor certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein

 

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else

anonymous

 

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
Ernest Hemingway

 

Romeo and Juliet

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,

My love as deep; the more I give to thee,

The more I have, for both are infinite.

Shakespear

 

Never argue with an idiot, They have too much experience!

 

there are lots of inexpensive ways to construct shelter. the problem is not learning or finding them, its the cost of a place to do so.

 

happiness is just as rare in unintelligent people. they just aren't aware of it.