Quotes Dealing With Being Arrested...

"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
- Steven Wright.

"Getting arrested is fun."
- Dan Mathews.

"I don't want to hide. If I get arrested, I get arrested."
- Edward Snowden.

"I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man."
- Brad Renfro.

"I did not get on the bus to get arrested. I got on the bus to go home."
- Rosa Parks.

"I've never been to jail. I've never been arrested. I've never been locked up."
- Samuel L. Jackson.

"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'?"
- Anonymous.

 

"I can tell by your wedding ring that you already know this, but anything you say can and will be used against you."

 

"Bailiff, Whack his Pee Pee!"

-- Cheech & Chong