Quote of the year.....

I kinda like this one

 

Translation: No one voted even once for me, I hate you, you bastard. I hate everyone including myself. Writing this will discredit this conceited ass.

Reply: Whatever... At the end of the day, I'll brush my teeth, masturbate and put water into the pot for the morning coffee...

 

nah, your posts just annoy me because you try too hard. and i'm an undies fan

 

What's an "undies fan" anyway???

 

yeah, i thought she always went commando.

undies is quantity. i like quantity. i work with quantity. if i throw out enough verbal garbage, one or two will be really funny and to be perfectly honest, making people laugh is the most satisfying thing in the world. it's my raison d'etre. (francophiles shut up, i can't find the accent thingie and don't think it's worth the fucking bother so get over it. you know what i mean.)

 

Then it'll please you to know, you make me laugh. :biggrin:

I totally agree with you btw, I love making people laugh. Much better than the awkward silence you get instead of it.

 

you know what my daughter did to dave when he was driving her to school? they were driving up the road and she looks out the window and yells "AAAAAAAAH! A SNOW MONSTER!!!" then she was quiet a moment and said "oh. it's just a monster."

 

i'm naming my kid cam'ron..


(only half jokings)

 

Yep, I lol'd.

 

we're bringing her up right.

 

I'm still ahead in the polls - and I've got quite a poll btw.

 

this one still makes me laugh.

 

i like this one a lot. even outta context. because when it was in context it was outta context.

 

I find this thread exciting - that all of the rt forums would gravitate around me - that I'm everyone's idol but, as I've mentionned - it's ok to close the thread now.
I humbly with my customary modesty accept the honor of winning the quote of the year award.
I know that the people pissing on me are actually saying - "you sob, I'd like to be you - you rock" but, maybe one day - you'll be a little - just a little like me.
Thanks again everyone and good luck to you all for next year's awards.

 

i wonder how many sigs i've been quoted in. i shoulda kept track.

 

I'll have to tell the mods that they have my permission to close this thread now that everything is settled and that we are looking forward to good quotes in 2010.

 

I've been in one.
:leaving:

 

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