Quote Of The Day

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
London is drowning-and I live by the river

The Clash (80's hippies or punkers?)

 

I will not instigate revolution - Bart Simpson

Peace, from poor_old_dad

 

What we sow today we reap tomorrow.( I don't know who said it)

 

"It has a different personality. It has different life experiences. They want Fluffy, but it's not Fluffy."

Bonnie Beaver, a Texas A&M animal behaviorist

(on the $50,000 cat clone)

 

"If you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling."-Willy Wonka

If God dropped acid, would he see people?-Steven Wright

 

"We roll tonight, till the guitar bite. And for those about to rock, I salute' you" -AC/DC*slash* Jack Black

 

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." -John Lennon



I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.
- John Lennon



If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.
-John Lennon

 

"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"
Santa Clause

 

To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground.
--Stephen R. Covey

 

"On sentencing days Judge Goodard would bring a spare pair of trousers to work.(Presumably also clean undies).He loved killing people.When he was passing the death sentence, he would have an erection and ejaculate."
-Beatrix Campbell

 

“The water went back, back, back, so far away, and everyone wondered what it was — a full moon or what? Then we saw the wave come, and we ran,”
Katri Seppanen,
(a vacatoner in Thailand)

 

"Every child comes with the messsage that God is not yet tired of the man." - Rabindranath Tagore

 

"The only thing on earth worthy of fear is a situation that is petrified, congealed, or dying, and the only thing worthy of joy is a situation where not only the individual but also society as a whole wages a constant battle for self-justification."

Bohumil Hrabal

 

Life is too short so love the one you got, cos you mite get run over or you mite get shot - Bradley Nowell (Sublime)

 

I'm going into rehab because I use too much wine and Vicodin."

George Carlin
(who don't?)

 

"Everything here has collapsed,"
"Even the government has collapsed.
Brig. Gen. Achmad Hiayat -surgeon general of Indonesia's Armed Forces
(Sumatra,Indonesia,)

 

"Even though I won't be in New York this year, I will be watching 'New Year's Rockin' Eve' on TV and there's one tradition I intend to maintain

"As I always have in the past, at midnight I plan on kissing my wife Kari and wishing her a happy new year,"
Dick Clark ( from the world's oldest teanager's hospital bed)

 

Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.

Will Durant (1895-1981)
US historian

 

What we reap, we sow.
Bible

 

-“Let us pray in our hearts for a League of Souls and a United World. Though we may seem divided by race, creed, color, class, and political prejudices, still, as children of the one God we are able in our souls to feel brotherhood and world unity. May we work for the creation of a United World in which every nation will be a useful part, guided by God through man’s enlightened conscience. In our hearts we can all learn to be free from hate and selfishness. Let us pray for harmony among the nations, that they march hand in hand through the gate of a fair new civilization." —Paramahansa Yogananda