Quips Do You Have Any?

Seems as good a place as any to say, it.

 

That's what she said.

 

trying to get back to more of that...been on a 3 year block...maybe a new wave will come.

thanks for your support and reads tho, always appreciated the visits

 

Don't get stuck in OWville

Get stuck in WOWville

 

hmmmm...i like that
ok, so that is pantented for a children's book I want to write and illustrate
dr. Suessy....
i need to be writing this shit down in a notebook really.

 

not quips so much as witticisms

 

Payback is a bitch, but ambush is a motherfucker.

 

"If it was up your ass you'd know where it was."

Not mine. Something I heard from a brother or husband or somebody.

 

if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose

 

He couldn't find his ass with a handful of fish hooks.

 

You couldn't possibly have meant to do that...

 

fuck you, motherfucker!

Someone I know says that, and cracks me up when they do....as it is in their tone...am laughing right now remembering how they say it.