Title says it all. Dating app? Random encounter with a person out and about? Go to an AA meeting pretending to be an alcoholic? It’s been so long since I’ve gotten laid. The dating apps just suck for me maybe I’m doing it wrong. I’m not a bad lookin guy I’m just losing my hair and am a little fluffy. I’m shy too. I have a good sense of humor and am fun. Any ideas?
i lasted 2 months on those sites but I couldn't get to terms with the need of trying to fool ppl so I atarted writing stuff like"if we are all here there must be a reason so pls don't act princesses... come on" . shortly thereafter I exited that cesspool of desperation.
AA meetings are a place to go for an alcoholic to save his or her life…..people with other motives at meetings just get in the way of the deadly serious business…..but such people quickly become obvious and get bored and leave.
A woman could try this.Try driving to an expensive part of town, park your car in the main street where there are entertainment places, lifting the hood of the car and see who comes along. You might get some sleezebags coming along, but the same could be said of the beach, pub or disco.
Their are two ways of looking at this. A lot of people turn to alcohol and drugs because they are lonely, so finding a friend can be a big help. However, if the OP (as his screen name suggests) is only looking for a bit of fun, the results for the other person could be catastrophic.
I once heard a guy say that, for men, dating apps are a numbers game. He would just swipe right on everyone. Out of a thousand, he might get 100 matches, of those he might get a response from 10 of them and possibly only end up with one or two dates if any. You posted this under relationships, are you just looking to get laid once or do you want a relationship? The advice would be different depending on what you are looking for.
Not sure whether 'quickest way to get laid', falls into the relationship category but, hey ho, who am I to judge?! Anyway, the quickest way for me was.... I was really interested in one lady and thought/hoped, she would be interested. Longish story short; late afternoon one day, I went to the restroom in her small shop. It was between the stock room and the main shop. I didn't close the door fully and sure enough, she passed the doorway and saw me ****ing. She watched for a few seconds, she said later, and then undid her blouse and walked in. Put simply; she closed the shop early and we left a couple of hours later. Enjoyed dinner together and breakfast, with me waking her the way she likes.
Thanks Moon Goddess, though I was thinking there may be people who want to discuss relationships (this forum) without explicit phraseology. It seems so . She liked to see it at every opportunity and her desire boosted my confidence that I let anyone look at it if they ask. She loved 'cum juice', all of it, and to cumkiss, which I quite like as well Apparently my tongue is very good as well, though I can't possibly comment.
Yes, you can use all of George Carlin's "7 Words You Can't Say On TV" and then some. So this woman saw you pissing or masturbating?
Have you tried the personal ads on craigslist? Its a bit too sketchy for me but if you really want the quickest way that you don't have to pay for, that might be your best bet.
many years ago I was working at a sevice station and a woman came in and asked iff i wanted to fuck, kind of shocked and wanted me to go away with hr.married couldnt happen then she said she doesnt go out with married guys a week later she comes back and asked if i still wante dto out a course i said yes we made arrangment went to her house and never stopped, 4 momths till the wife got supicious and had to give it up. sttill wish I was doing her even took her on a businees trip for a week
My wife and I met on a social media dating site. We'd both been single for several years and I'd tried other sites to no avail and discovered at least one was a scam. I'd been on this social media dating site for over a year and came up empty until one day out of the blue she messaged me. That was going on 3 years ago and we coulcn't be happier
For me it was hitting the bar around midnight, most of the unattached women were already half way drunk and ready to hook up.
