Questions without answers

Have you ever used one before?

 

are you sitting down?

 

Did you find what you were looking for?....;-)

 

I was looking for something?

 

what's it all about, Alfie?

 

You do know, don't you?....;-)

 

now what did i do with that Akashic Record?

 

Did you give that to me last week?....;-)

 

can i borrow it then please?

 

Or lend it back?

 

read and pass on?

 

You want us to read it and then kick the bucket?

 

i don't come across well do i?

 

And just what do you mean by come across?

 

Did she just step in it?....;-)

 

is this turning into one of those "smear campaigns" we hear so much about?

 

And what do you mean by that?

 

do you want the truth or a lie?

 

Do you really think I'd know the difference?

 

am i allowed to tell a lie but pretend it's the truth then?