Questions without answers II

Where did your sig come from?

 

Do you like it?

 

Can we touch it?....;-)

 

If I say yes, will you tell me where it's from?

 

How much did it cost?

 

You had to pay?

 

How else would I get one?

 

Have you never heard of Freecycle?

 

What are you gonna do with that spatula?....;-)

 

do you need someone to call for help?

 

Is that the police I hear?

 

Do you think something strange might just have happened?....;-)

 

Strange, like a flying hippo?

 

isn't something strange happening right now?

 

Like a headless eagle?

 

Is there any intelligent life on earth?....;-)

 

Don't you think that I am the most intelligent person you have ever met?

 

What do I get if I say yes?

 

What does he get if he says no?

 

Do you remember what happened to the man who said no?