Questions without answers II

Why does that always happen?

 

Are you online?...;-)

 

Are you following me?

 

Why, can you see me?

 

Can you hear me?....;-)

 

Was that you in the tree?

 

Could I be in your closet?....;-)

 

Do you want to be?

 

May I stay for wine n cheese?....;-)

 

Can it be red wine?

 

Do you have bubbles?....;-)

 

Oh you're a bubble man are you?

 

May I tickle your toes?....;-)

 

Do you need to ask?

 

should i wash them first?

 

How dirty are your feet?

 

how would you like to measure the dirt?

 

Maybe collect the dirt and weight it?

 

Maybe post a picture of the feet?

 

That would be too sensible wouldn't it?