Questions about the Republic of Chad

We lent them to Cameroon.

 

To find this out you will need to fill out the correct form and send it to the Chadian embassy. We confound you!

 

I smell a conspiracy, cameroon doesn't have any hedges, he has a fence in his yard, I want my stuff back !!!!

Peace

 

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Football is Chad's most popular sport. Basketball and freestyle wrestling are also widely practiced.

 

*Just curious*

Why is this topic relevant to the uk??

 

Do they have good drugs in Chad, man? :ssmokeit:

 

It's not. It's relevant to the Democratic Republic of Chad:toetap05:

No! We arrest you!:toetap05:

 

Does Chad have a tourism slogan? Such as "whatever you do in Vegas, stays in Vegas?"

What would the benefits of going to Chad be, over say one of Africa's other landlocked countries such as Niger?

 

"Come to Chad. You'll literally never leave!"

Most tourists are attracted by hunting and the Zakouma National Park but we also have a fine array of prostitutes. Cleanest in central Africa!

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What are the major exports of Chad?


Is there certain games that people enjoy in Chad? Like a Chadian version of Monopoly for instance?

 

If Chad was propositioned by Noel Edmonds who wanted to invade with a small army of trained rats and two sausage rolls from the local butcher in exchange for sexual favours and an offer to teach the Chadian people the fine art of tidy beard trimming, what would be the response?

 

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Impatience! We kill you!:toetap05:

 

The people of Chad welcome your interest. Here are some facts about Chad:

1. There are no foreigners in Chad. Sometimes foreigners are allowed in, but normally we kill them.
2. Chad is surrounded by a very small wall, about 6 inches high. The wall is painted the colour of sand, and is intended to trip up any intruders. We laugh at this.
3. No Chadians have ever seen a pig.

 

Where's the best place to build a holiday resort in Chad? I've never understood why Africa's poverty and climate hasn't been exploited by 'the west' and turned into a holiday resort, well not all of it but a lot of it like the Costa del sol in Spain. It'd be good for the people who live there if it brings in holiday makers and their money and then when that starts the politic problems will stop being neglected by 'western' govts.

 

or a holiday in Cambodia perhaps?