Questions about beavers.

oh man, that happened to one of my uncles once, and he almost lost an eye. no kidding, those suckers are dangerous, especially in mating season, they're always in the trees. my uncle has this crazy scar on his cheek, you'd never guess a beaver did it.

 

The wind blew, the shit flew , and there stood vovo and nitemarehgippiegurl!

 

Not since 1865. Damn lincoln.
And you think a beaver is hard to immunize, or sepearate from their youngin!

 

Fuck the damn beavers... my pussycat just laid five kittens in my clothes hamper! The little slut just gave birth to four in April and I haven't gotten shut of all them yet!


Free pussycats, anyone?

 

Didn't Bob Barker teach you anything?

 

uh, what? you lost me on that one, wern't we talking about beavers?

...and it's yovo, not vovo

 

if you can get one in an envelope - i'll take it...

 

i got lost at the vovo bit, too.

 

dude, you're in kelowna. that's beaver country. go get your own. or, are you referring to the kittens?

 

LOL

 

Iceteapricess--just what in the hell could that old hypocrite and lecher, Bob Barker, teach anyone? Wasn't he in trouble a few years ago for sexual harassment of the girls on his idiotic show?

 

er, bob barker used to promote getting your animals fixed at the end of every show, so calm honey she was just teasin you about having little animals afoot I for one think little animals are cute, but getting your animals fixed is a good idea ifyou can't handle having their offspring around at all

 

lol.... someone really has some latent Bob Barker Issues, eh? He is just an old dude who i think is pretty inoffensive when compared to half of the jerks on TV... plus, as Ihmurria said, he reminds you to have your pets spayed or neutered.

Because... if you have a pet, it's your job to take care of it. You cat isn't a "slut" for getting pregnant, she was just doing what nature told her to do.

My grandpa even took his beavers to the vet to be spayed and neutered, as male beavers are really quite dangerous in mating season with the teeth and claws and strong tail. Don't want to get between the male and the female or he'll mess you up!

 

To begin with, I would rather listen To Clinton say he never inhaled than to watch a moronic show such as "The Price is Right". My oldest daughter watches it, sad to say, but I make her turn it off when I come in. So, I would have no clue what the shameless, geriatric camera-hog says at the end of his program.


Secondly, I live in the country and people think all us country-folk need cats and drop them off. I'll be damned if I'll pay $65 or $75 everytime one shows up at my door. If I take them to the animal rescue league, they just gas them, anyway. Maybe I should just shoot them, but as I get older I prefer not to shoot anything except deer and burglars. Eventually, I give the kittens away-- it's amazing how many young girls like cats! (I wish half as many liked me.)

Beavers ain't so bad-- after the first year the mother drives off her kits and they go away to start a new colony. Just don't try to de-nut a boar beaver, though. Those teeth can cut off more than just aspen limbs.

 

Wow. I didn't think anyone actually watched the show. My great grandma used to watch it, because it came on after her Soaps. The woman was 80.. so, I think she could be pardoned for her later-life TV watching habits. Ease up dude... no one is pissing on you.

Just offering suggestions to the Kitten Problem you brought up by calling your cat a slut for having kittens.

 

When I used the word "slut" in reference to my cat, I was being facetious. Actually, she's just your typical hussy.

 

I love beaver

 

hmm , lusty pussy (cats). they can be a problem. Don listen to em thudly, your cat is a goddam whore, no doubt aboutit. Its probably your irresponsible drunken parenting. put one of those innocent young pussys in an envelope and send it on up - il 'll raise it right. pure and sweet, like a fine canadian beaver..

(oh gawd, im going to hell)

 

Are most of the beavers in Canada hairy or shaved?

 

After they are caught in #4 Victor traps or 330 Conibears, they are usually skinned-- fur on. Then, their tails are cleaned and made into beaver-tail soup. Wayne Gretztky confided this to me.