questionable stoned activities....

lol I agree, marijuana is a great sex stimulant.

 

oh holy shit...i am gone for one day and look at all of the stupid things u ppl do!!! this is awesome...random funny shit is the best...stoners are the best!
keep posting...i wanna hear more...

 

that is the best...stealing garden gnomes is the best idea on earth...

so were the drive-through ideas and the pinecone thing reminded me of the time that my friend virgine was out of weed so they decided that maybe random weeds in the woods would make them high...so they picked a buch of different weeds...added some pine needles for "flavor" and rolled a joint...needless to say...it didnt work!

 

I read about every post.. and it is funny.. that I have actually dont most of them lol..

Trash can thing.. Fun, but stupid.. Can really fuck up the car you are driving =P

I use to take those deers in peoples yards and put them in sexual positions.. =D

But, eh, i am a stoner.. and my young, dumb, teenage years are over.. I cant remeber most of my dumb activities..

 

uhh.. wearing a gas mask, a hat, a bullet proof vest and a BB gun that looked convincingly like a pistol with a sport sling shot shooting fire crackers at cars and thinking I was sam fisher. Then getting baked and throwing things like bottle rockets and shit into a fire and ducking behind a couch whilst trying to hit and pass it.

 

Dude! I have done that too! Hahahaha, I am so easily entertained while stoned.

 

one time me and my friends were high as fuck and we broke into this empty house.nobody has lived in teh house for a couple years cuz it's supposedly haunted.so we break in and everything is inside the house, couches, beds, fridge, clothes still in the closets, and get this...2 fucking NICE cars; a porchse(sp?) and a GTO, all perfect condition.so we chilled in the house for a little while and we ended up goin to the store and buyin a couple 40's and went back to the house and just cheifed and drank till like 4am and then we decided to leave.i'm thinkin about going back to the house and gettin the cars, i can hot-wire them easily because i don't think anybody even remembers about those cars.they've been in there for a looooooooong time because they're soo dusty you can't even see through the windows.i'm sure i can register and and tell the DMV that i found it and hope that nobody claims the cars.anybody got any ideas on what i should do about the cars?

 

I've done heaps of crazy shit, some so freaked out that I wouldn't even care to share so as not to encourage extream stupidity. But........

One night when I was just a fledgling stoner I got myself a cocktail of drugs, uppers, pot and alcohol, and was really off my tree. We lived in a small town, only about 2000ppl and around 500kms from anyware and fun was ware we made it. I went down to the local take away place with a few mates to get a feed. While ordering all this stuff I grabed the hat of the couter dude and put it on, jumped on the counter and started dancing around like a chicken, totally loosing it. I went over to the cookers and pressed a few buttons and made something happen and tried to chat up a girl working there, took the hat off and gathered my mates who where rolling on the floor pissing themselves laughing, and left. It was a fun 10 minutes I suppose, and gave us somewhere to go.

Peace

TFS

 

hahaha these are hilarious ill share another one, one time me n my friends were smokin and eatin shrooms, and one of them said that hell be right back. it was an hour or so when we noticed he was still gone. then my other friends little sister came into the living room where we were and she said that there was a naked guy crawling around outside in the snow. we went outside and saw the guy that left us crawling on all fours, naked, and barking at us! fuckin hilarious. after he came back to the human world, we went outside looking for his clothes and we didnt find them. he still doesnt know where he left them lol

 

Once, I had consumed 5 g dried shrooms. Then smoked 2g blunt about 40 minutes after eating the shrooms. We went to a corner store about 1hr after eatin them and the effects where already almost at the peak and I was payin for my sprite(which is pritty trippy on shrooms) and then I looked at the store keeper and I was like "has anyone ever called u ugly" LOL. I remember next walkin and lettin my friend buy a slush, he wuz like "can I have a medium" and hes like "....slurpee?" and my buddy said sarcastically "YA! WHUT THE HELL ELSE DO I BUY IN HERE THATS MEDIUM". I laughed my ass off then we went back outside and this chick I knew walked by, and I was trying to say something at her but I burst out laughing and couldnt stop. And I remember callin someone a chindian(indian+chink=Chindian((No offense my buddy thought it up and it wuz so damn funny))).
After we where walkin and the shrooms where wearing off but I still laughed a bit and I remember seeing a gopher and trying to catch it. Damn, Good times, thats why Im on a bud break.

 

I wasn't high at the time, but I once chased a goose for about 10 minutes, trying to catch it and talking to it like I would a loyal dog, lol. My friend found it hilarious; we were on our way to a library to ask for material on samoflans (ala Blunder Cats on Newgrounds). We also asked where they kept the human anatomy books (I just said sexual education books, lol) and then just spent the rest of the day doing stupid stuff on skateboards. I can only imagine how much more I would've done if I was high that day.

 

a gopher, huh? when I got high and drunk with a friend of mine once, she told me to protect her from the green squirrels that were everywhere. it was only her 2nd time getting high, and man she was scared. she ended up dragging me into her house so the squirrels wouldnt get her. i thought it was very very funny at the time, but hey I was stoned

 

ooh ooh...tonight we were all at a party and my friend cassie saw this rooster on the stove in the kitchen so she was like, i want a rooster on my stove so she snuck over and took it then she put it in my beer box...so my drunk ass carried my box over to this bunch of guys standing around and said "hey guys...i have a cock in my box!" yeah...they looked at me like i was retarted till i showed them the rooster...it was great...

i should mention that cassie is one of the girls that stole that deer w/ me too...we r gonna end up w/ a whole damn petting zoo!!!

 

god damn yeah...

 

sam fisher

 

One time I was very stoned adn it took me literally 3 hours to tell a three minute story. I kept getting interepted so I had to keep telling the story over. What I didn't know is that everytime I had gotten interepted I wasn't really getting interepted because I had already finished the story a million times.

Sometimes I have laughing fits for hours.

I ate chalk while high.

I like to go for blunt rides when high.

I love music when high.

The most craziest thing I have done while high was make a cheap porno. SSHhhh don't tell anyone.

 

2 words... Molotov Cocktails.

This was the first night I smoked hash. Anyways my friend had downed 12-14 shots of Vodka and finished off the bottle so we fill it with paper towels, poured gasoline in it, and finally put in another paper towel at the top. I drove him up to this busy intersection, let him out, turned my car around to watch him from the side mirror and all of a sudden the street lit up and I see my friend running as fast as he can to my car. I sped 65mph down his neighborhood road into his house.

Later on we got bored again and I saw a giant Jack Daniels bottle and we did the same thing. Only this time we picked up a golf club on the way out. We put the bottle in some dude's mailbox and lit it and the thing blew up like a bomb, it was hilarious. The mailbox was scorched and we were laughing our asses off. Then we went around hitting mailboxes with the golf club until it broke. Then we made our way home and my friend's mom was waiting for us in the living room. My friend told her we went to see Spiderman 2 and she was just "upset" with him and didn't ground him or anything.

God damn, everytime I'm with that friend we do the craziest shit.

 

Yeh thats the most annoying thing about being high if forgetting stuff, somtimes id talk and halfway throught wat i was saying i would just not know wat i was talking about i always get distracted by the buzz it gives u, some1 talks to me i gotta really concentrate to actually understand wat they are saying somtimes, mostly wen im really off my head tho this happens

 

We had just been creepin with a blunt and a joint and stopped in a wal-mart parking lot. It was about 6 or so. We needed gas money so I got a brilliant idea to dance and have people throw me change. Too bad there was no music, or people. They all went inside to see if their friend was working and I'm out in the parking lot, dancing like an idiot. Going to playgrounds is fun too

 

hahaha that is a really funny mental image