Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by illumincoalitional, Feb 11, 2009.

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    Makes you wonder how that happen?

    Maybe she wasn't noticed much in school I mean how would you like to be remembered for cell phones?

    Kathy as I remember her she was very depressed girl her last year of high school. She wanted to be one of those prom queen cheerleader hookers you hear about in drug rehab or Jerry Spring.

    Unfortunately she was not.

    After Kathy's high school graduation she left her upper class family in some small town village some where in Midwest America to go join a second rate community college in
    Houston Texas.

    Where just under 2 and a half years of alcoholic, partying she flunked out.

    To disappointed in telling her parents she decided to stay in her off campus studio apartment finding a job at the local dollar store.

    Years later still working at that dollar store now an asst. Manager, how she got the advancement we'll never know? Maybe her boss liked the way she gave good head.

    Finding her self getting no where and not having enough money to support her crack habit she discovered an ad in her towns local swinger magazine.

    The ad was looking for girls that very much liked the taste of cream.

    I think she got depressed because she wasn't prom queen cheerleader hooker.

  2. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    Huh? Is this a true story or not?
    If it is, that's sad but I'd doubt it's uncommon.
    Also, she kinda deserved it if all she did was drink and party at college.

    If not, it's still a sad but it's not true. It could be worse and lets be honest, the girl you're describing doesn't sound real. She was depressed, alcohol, crack, swinger. How the hell she managed to find time to eat, we'll never know... She even wanted to be a lawyer... :rolleyes:

  3. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    It's not sad. She's dumb.
  4. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    It is sad that she's dumb and depressed. I guess the depression comes from wanting to be the prom queen and lets face it, that is dumb...

    On the plus side she looks better with longer hair.
  5. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    I guess not being a cheerleader in high school ruins you for life :(

    Also, :confused:
  6. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    The world isn't fair.

    At least she has the opportunity to make some easy money by getting cummed on.

    Some people don't even have that.
  7. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    Well what happens to the guys, then? Assuming they don't become cheerleaders. :D
  8. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    You know, some guys just don't make the football team :(
  9. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    Sports or anything doesn't actually matter here, all you need is average looks and a dollop of wit. Laughter trumps all.
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    this was before most people had a cell phone after all...

    all i did was drink and party at college too. it's impossible to flunk out unintentionally unless your IQ is below 45. and that was at a university, not a community college.

    so considering she's both retarded and butt-ugly, i'd say she's done real well for herself by finding the niche audience that is willing to pay to watch her take cumshots.
  11. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    So how did you stumble upon this?
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Wow, dude...sometimes life doesn't work out the way it "should." And at least she has a fucking job, that's a lot better than a lot of people here can say. On behalf of the smart, "good" girls who are working instead of going to college now, fuck you, man. And this is coming from a self-proclaimed tough-skinned asshole.
  13. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    So is that a real website? I am not going to try it.
  14. What name would I have to type in to see you on that website?
  15. My parents traveled a lot when I was growing up, my father was an inventor & use to sell licenses so we would stay in one area for a few weeks or under 2 months then move to another, so I was out one high school & in another. I would pass this girl in the halls. I always remembered her because she had these crazy eyes.
  16. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    All my dirty pictures are here. And private...ahh...too bad.

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