Question for Those People Who are Older Than me...

Good that some do not think 38 is old ...

I'm late 30's, but do not look it, nor feel it, nor act it, or think like it.

"getting older is inevitable, growing up is optional" ​

 

let's see...i'm 41.
my hair starting greying--really it's silver--when i was about 27.
i don't have any wrinkles.
my boobs sag very little, and i've had 2 children too. but yes, this does happen to anyone with much breast tissue, soooner or later.
my vision has gotten progressively worse. now i need bifocals, ugh.
i'm not menopausal.

i don't look or act my age either

 

What are you some kind of wiseass? Of course you need a special old people diet. Jello and metamucil, mostly...

And celtgrrl has spectacular breasts and could pass for 29.

 

I just looked your name uop abut before I did I guessed you were an Aries lol. You fear that. (Most Aries fear old.) They pick younger lovers younger friends and younger ideas because getting old scares the mess out of you. Guess what? You age faster worrying about it than letting it happen. Couldn't tell you my experiences because we are not hte same person. Just find a young guy. (Over 18) I know how hard it is for you Aries to keep them over 18. (We sagi like them young ones too lol.)

 

Well--lets see--I can now scratch my nuts at the dinner table with a salad fork and my kids just chalk it up to senility.I'm sure they wish I'd keep my pants on,though.

 

Yes- Purina Old People Chow is available in a 50 lb sack at most pet shops. The sad thing is when your old person becomes too old and has to be put to sleep by a vet.

 

You have to color your hair, you cant eat what you want, you cant drink all you want, you have an aching back, your feet swell up, your skin gets blotchy...... thats what I heard.

 

So do some taurus-es