question for those of you...

One time my friend was hittin the bong out my window

and hes like

haha, someone just waved at me from the street

and im like

dude you idiot thats my backyeard

 

hmm, one time I threw a party for my boyfriend's 18th birthday and we got busted with pot. That sucked so much. We were just hanging out, no one was being loud, but this one dude ditched his girl to come. She showed up and we said he wasn't there. She started looking around and I bitched her out and kicked her to the curb. She called the cops and said there was underage drinking. We had to listen to them lecture and just as they were about to leave, their eyes fell on the table next to my man. A huge bag of pretty birthday nuggets. We just sat there and took the ticket. You cant argue so just be cool about it. don't get mad or angry or disrespect the cops because it'll just piss them off.

Another time we got busted for being too loud in the woods. We were all tripping on shrooms. We sat there and tried as hard as we could to act sober. At times we laughed, and the cop got mad. My man got arrested for not paying the fine he got for the weed in my first story. We bailed him out and they never knew any of us were tripping balls.

 

I had a big bust in high school for distributing brownies. I ate two before I was caught (about a dime). I was in the parking lot at the end of school, and was arrested while I was completely ripped. When I was in the juvi office, I laughed hysterically at a lady officer's excessive neck fat. Needless to say, I couldn't stop on account of being super stoned, and they kept me overnight partly for disrespect.

fucking cops

 

one time i was smoking a joint on my friends deck and out of no where his moms boyfriend stops by and hes with a uniform police office. At the time we didnt know that the officer was his friend nad they sort of snuck up on us. It kind of ruined my high though because i kept thinking the cop was gunna realize what we did by smelling us or somehing cause we probally reeked. luckily he didnt notice or atleast he didnt say anything.

 

wtf, narcs suck, seriously who'd call the cops.. she's the cool one NOT

 

I have been caught by my mom a bunch of times, caugh by the cops a couple also. Caught by strangers but who cares what they think lol. I dont know crazy shit I cant even remember has happened.

 

If my dad found out I would be dead, literally dead. Or he would not call me his son anymore.

 

well when i got bustd in my house by my dad, well theres a story

story:

dad knocks on the door
*pound*pound*pound*
its the police!
i hope your not doing anything illeagle in there
*opens door*
now im not gonna tell anyones parents
(was with 3 other people in the bathroom) (one of which actually thought it was the police becuase he had never heard my dads voice.)

after that...i just walked outside and downtown....i didnt even confront him till later that night about it...some how i was able to keep my first bowl longer cause i guess he didnt see it...

then theres another time when i busted in the woods when i was booming.....that kinda sucked and that cop lady kept makin fun of me cause i was so high on dope.....i got a 50$ ticket for paraphenalia(sp?) and tripped out on the word cause its so long. lol

 

Well if it's any consolation to you all...Someday you will be older and not live at home anymore and not have to ever, ever have to worry about getting busted by your parents again! It sucks for now but someday, you too will be 33 and have your own house where you can fire up anytime, anyplace!

 

Yes i was pretty damn high andthe second i heard a nock on the basement window i was almost completely sober then my friends dad walks in and hes like im calling ur parents and im like wait do we have to go now ? andhes like y u wanna enjoy ur buzz and im like yes he just laughed

 

I got caught at school after I smoked two joints to the head and went to class. So when I went to class stinking like a skunk and as fucked up as Micheal Jackson's face, the teacher automatically knew I had been smoking. He asked if I had been smoking and I was like "yeah, I'm high as fuck". I felt no reason to lie about it because it was so obvious. But anyway, I kept my composure and got away with nothing more than simple expulsion from school along with being banned from attending any school in the county.

 

Simple expulsion? lol

A few months ago I bought an ounce of hindu kush, and apparently cut someone off driving home, which led to an accident like 10 cars back. I'm not going to go into details about the driving, but I'll just say its bullshit. I didnt cause any fucking wreck. Anyway, I got home and smoked a 1.5 gram spliff w/ my roommate and was fucking BLAZED. All of a sudden the door knocked, I got up and looked out and it is a fucking cop. Holy shit what a buzzkill. There was weed everywhere and an O is a felony in my state, pipes, bongs, a scale, grow equipment packed up in my room (no I dont grow anymore due to security issues and paranoia, no more green thumb until I move to Cali), etc. Your standard stoner apartment. He kept knocking while me and my roommate were running around frantically hiding shit, spraying AXE body spray everywhere, and squirting visine in our eyes. I went to the door, and my dog immediately knocked me out of the way and started to jump out at the cop... I grabbed my dog, the cop looked pretty freaked, and yelled at me to hold my dog. Well he asked where I was an hour ago blah blah, what kind of car I had, etc. Then made me walk down to the parking lot to point out my car. I saw him look down at my feet as I walked by lol. But I managed to act straight, he never even asked me if I was drunk or stoned. Got a ticket, and he peaced. Then I smoked a fat bongload. But it really sucked man, definitely an adrenaline producing situation!

 

That cop went through all the trouble of tracking you down just to give you a ticket? That's fucked up and just goes to show what bitches most cops are. All they want to do is fuck people's lives up and hand out tickets. Fuck it.

 

Seriously. I was freaking out though bc I had just bought the herb from someone I didnt really know, they had 3 deadbolts on their door, and a fuckload of pot. I thought maybe the cops were staking the place out, and followed me home.

 

I would've been flushing some shit, man. It's a good thing you didn't panic and fucking destroy the evidence. Very lucky, indeed.

 

I've never been caught before, but if my parents ever caught me I'd take the time to educate them, and let them know that its not effecting me negativly...plus I have lots of great pro weed arguements arguements that would absolutly own anyones DARE propaganda...

 

Funny you mention that lol. I threw about half of the buds in the toilet, then told my roommate to flush the shit if he comes in. It was total paranoia, but fuck it. THC isnt water soluble. I smoked toilet weed lol.

 

hahaha toilet weed is better than no weed.

 

i guess that would all depend on the contents of the toilet at the time haha

 

Yeah, well maybe some feces would add to the potency. LOL blegh