question for the guys

Passing gas, passing wind and removing garments that are slithering up the natal cleft are part of life. However, putting on lipstick in public is completely grotesque and inexcusable and obviously a sign of extremely poor breeding. That's why they call them LADIES' ROOMS.

 

if a girl broke wind, or belched on the first date, I wouldnt ask her for a second one.

that stuff is reserved for people who are in a long-term relationship. if a girl farts in my presence, I think "oh committment" and I run for the hills.

 

It does'nt bug me at all.. I usually say something like...

"Nice Tone"..

 

I agree I can't stand women who put make up on at the table, it's way worse than bodily functions

 

I'm not sure if that's the most beautiful or the most perverted thing i've ever heard.