Question: after a few days of no sex and you...

.....start getting hornier and hornier by the hour do you begin to have same sex fantasies? I sure do. But as soon as I cum they are way back on the back burner. How about you?

 

Nope. Never. Not once. Tab A goes in Slot B. Those are the directions as far as I’m concerned.

 

I understand but after 4 billion blow jobs and watching all my female friends just loving my Homer I said why is it that only they should have all that fun with a prize at the end. It just looks so fun to me to do that so passionately and what do I get? A little labia and a tiny man in the boat. I mean I love those little clammy critters they smell so good but how about some variety.