question about england???

Ooff..! He sounds fun, but wouldn't anyone who lives their lives like characters from the films have quite a short life expectancy?

 

I'm sure he's come close to death many times. I have the pictures. They're not pretty....

 

is jack straw made of straw?

 

who is the horniest person in england?

 

Tony Blair.

 

Yes. Just like Condolleeza Rice is made of rice:tongue:

 

do the black people say "fuck whitey"?

 

Contrary to popular belief, there are no black people in England.

 

does the queen in england ever have sex with a horse?

 

Only when prince phillip is up to it - but he's mostly been put out to grass now. There is a rumour that pricess margaret used to ride donkeys
Princess Anne has definately ridden a few horses to the finishing post and been covered in glory glue

Contrary to popular belief - the mary poppins film is almost a documentary
its not all pure fiction, People in England all dress funny - most of them dress like chimney sweeps and say things like "cor blimey aint yoo dan inny shoppin missus, warra we goona bay aytin fer tee then"? and they all start singing old war songs on the bus and things like that I myself am particularly fond of dancing in the street and sing about stuff like the weather and how its a bit lonely in london sometimes - I swing around lamposts a lot and tap dance everywhere I work down brick lane and often when I turn the corner and start singing the whole street starts dancing - then when the song ends everyone gets on with what they were doing before - thats where the london saying "no need to make a song and dance of it comes from" its for those times when theres just not enough chorus line people in a street

BTW we want to send madonna back to the USA but she's not getting the hint - can someone from the USA come and take the tacky self centered performing tart away so that we dont have to look at her wrinkly fat arse bulging out the sides of her leotard everytime we switch on the TV Its bad enough having to put up with programs about unclean restaurants but seeing some octogenarian prancing about like she wishes she was 20 years old, half naked and her tits flapping about makes me nauseous

 

I could get used to the British way of life but could not tolerate that horrible weather. or the goverment telling me i cant own my own personal protection "all guns in general" . remove that law and the weather is easy to fix = keep burning coal until the world weather changes so much that London would be just as warm as Miami. On the minus side you wont like the electric bill from runing the A.C but on the good side of the coin all the French in Paris would be dead from a heat stroke.

 

In a few years the Frenchs would be broke from buying U.S built = Train airconditioning units and you Brits can invade France without firing guns with blanks up in the air. Make a deal with the Germans and split France between you two.

 

If thats what you want to do were better off without you - except they might let you bring your guns over if you promise to get that octogenarian tart, maddonna out of our country at gunpoint - as I said earlier we just wish she'd fuck off and stop appearing semi naked waving her fat arse around and flashing her old age pensioners tits about on our tv screens

Besides if us brits hadnt won the second world war the USA would be speaking German as well as being fasc... oh yeah well youre all fascists but youd speak german as well

 

my german american GI grandfather met my english grandmother in london during WWII. they married at st. pauls.

 

In America, kids as young as six carry guns. Even babies smoke cigars like that baby out of Who framed Roger Rabbit? I think the Government of this country may be wrong on a lot of things, but when it comes to guns, they did the right thing.

As for the weather in London, I think you will find that it is typical of the northern Hemisphere my right honourable friend. And as for the summer months, it is blistering heat with scorched grass everywhere. They even nicknamed Hyde Park as Sahara desert as from high point of view, it resembled a desert, what with all the grass burned out and dust and stuff.

The weather is yet an old wives tale like British smiles or how every British citizen walks around looking like Monopoly man and his car.

I have to say the better things of America is that you have more to offer and there is much much more to see and do. Also America don't have such a dry annoying wit. They have genuine humour and their aint no class system.

 

how much do those big furry hats that the soldier guards wear cost?

 

They cost about five hundred pounds a hat I would imagine.

 

After the revolution, they will be free....

 

Free the bears..

 

I love cuddly bears