PyeongChang 2018

Gawd the Winter Olympics are dumb

Norway vs Poland vs Canada, countries you only hear about once every 4 years

Pyeongchang-gun (평창군) means Flat Spear county, but 창 is also the korean word for syphillis, so Flat Syphillis county


Womens mogul skiing is just a masturbation competition, squish squish squish, then they do a little backflip at the end "yay, I just came"

Lets face it, the double luge is just two guys in gimp suits

 

The only event i've ever cared about is women's figure skating

Same with the summer Olympics though, only gymnastics matters

 

BUT ...... you watched it anyways right?

Me, I'm re-watching Jimmy NcNulty do what he does best. Serious entertainment value in that one.

 

Yeeesssss

 

Since you brought this topic up I googled some stuff and there's this guy from Tonga. Fuck Cool Runnings. This dude comes from a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific and competes in both summer AND winter olympics.

He also gets all lubed up and hits the opening ceremony shirtless.

So that might be more up your alley.

 

Im scared making fun of you for enlightening us with this piece of trivia, as I don't want to get too personal

 

VG down under man. No way he can get you in Hamsterdam.

 

There is something entrancing about figure skating, isn’t there?

 

Ah yes, talking about geography! You know Amsterdam is a city and I merely live in the country its in? I'm 200 km north-east from it

 

Sure I know geography. How the heck would i know your exact location? You think I'm tapping into your computer or something?

Still a long way from down under.

 

I'm not afraid he looks me up (I'd preroll some blunts ), just making fun of VG and syphillis

 

You do that But I think VG ain't nothing like that. To me he's chilled like bag of ice.

Lol he hasn't been back to this thread.

 

He's on his way after all!

 

Long time coming

 

Yes I know of him

But I didnt know he competes in summer olympics as well, now that is impressive

 

Snowboarding is the only thing I care about, Half pipe is the highlight,

but Slopestyle to me is how the fuck do you even practice that if everytime you miss you wreck your back. Slopestyle to me is more visually interesting than downhill skiing or even the ski jump

I'll watch the figure skating, but its one of those ones where its like, is that really a sport, compared to art......if they tried to put Ballet in the summer olympics you'd be like uh, no

I only watched the womens moguls becuase there were two australian girls in the final (of six).....they came 4th and 5th (facepalm)...probably our only chance of winning a medal these games

But some of these sports are so dumb, they one were everybody skis for a while, then shoots an air rifle at something then ski again for a while, I bet the norwegians dont even watch that shit

 

C'mon, VG, there must be something in the world you actually enjoy.

 

I like the winter Olympic. I’m a skier so I appreciate and enjoy watching all the variations of alpine. I also love hockey and I can get into the skating and freestyle snowboard events

 

Is that a trick question

 

LOLz at Joshua Ramo, NBC fired him

This whilst being a commentator during the opening ceremony

Someone needs a history lesson