Pussy farts

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by johnschlong, Dec 23, 2006.

  1. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Hahahaha!!! I laughed for like a straight minute at seeing the title of this thread.

    Never heard one, or seen one. Might be interesting =P
     
  2. naughtynorris

    naughtynorris Member

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    They embarass me! lol
     
  3. dahellf

    dahellf Member

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    I don't care
     
  4. LOLkTHX

    LOLkTHX Member

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    Lol, I had no idea this many guys found pussy farts a turn-on! Now this makes me wonder how my guy feels about it. I mean, we both laugh whenever it happens, but I try not to let it happen too often... sometimes it's inevitable when you're changing positions and whatnot. I let out the loudest, longest queef the other day after doing it doggy style and holy crap, I swear, it shook the whole house. The conversation that followed went like this:

    "Oh god..."
    "Nice."

    Embarrassing.
     
  5. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    I always laugh during sex - i think it puts blokes off, maybe I should stop!!!
    I have only varted once and then laughed for about a hr, by that time the bloke i was with looked kinda scared!!! OOPS
     
  6. Dr.Pepper

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    i laugh at sex on psychedellics.as for vagi-farts? bring em on. its supposed to be a good sign. hell! she wouldnt be farting out her vagina if u werent ramming ur dick in there.
     
  7. nathanreeves

    nathanreeves Banned

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    thanks for that lol
     
  8. forwardventure

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    I never knew guys found this a turn on either. lol I just started dating this guy, and two nights ago we were fooling around for the first time. After he fingered me I rolled over onto my stomach and let out a queef. lol I didn't want him to think I farted so I had to announce that I just queefed. He giggled and I got paranoid and felt like I had to explain..so I started saying, "It was the air that..." And he cut me off still laughing and said "Hey, I know what it's all about. I was going down on this girl once and she couldn't stop." haha. That made me feel so much better.

    I'm glad that awkward moment happened so soon. Now I'm free to let them rip without embarrassment. muahaha And from what I'm reading, he might actually like it!

    Thanks guys :)
     
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  9. aliandthebaba

    aliandthebaba Member

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    queefing..
    is effin hilarious.
    what's more hilarious is a conversation about queefing.
    gets anyone through a hard time.
     
  10. krist3nxo3

    krist3nxo3 Member

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    .................
     
  11. Psychadelik

    Psychadelik Member

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    When they happen (if they do), I feel more embarrassed than sex goddess :(
     
  12. Malapascua

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    It's just a relaese of air.
    I agree, it's not a fart.
     
  13. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    am i the only guy that finds them absolutely horrid?? am i wierd? i dont like them one bit. one time i was bangin the girl and when i stuck my dick in her it felt all empty cuz all the air i guess blew up the insides and my dick wasnt touching anything. i said it felt wierd and i had to stop. she switched positions and let this big loud long pussy fart and then when we started having sex again it felt tight again.

    i didnt like it
     
  14. Mr. Fuzzy Bottom

    Mr. Fuzzy Bottom Member

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    Nothing really, unless you do them on purpose. If that's the case, it's just as gross as a regular fart.
     
  15. sarh22

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    i have them all the time,it's from air being pushed in with the dick, i laugh when it happens.My men luv them
     
  16. Stubb0rnSt0n3r

    Stubb0rnSt0n3r Banned

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    Queefing is like the pussy trying to speek up and say, "Dammit, fuck me right you dick!"

    Good preventative/work around methods include;
    Loud music during sex
    A vibrant sense of humor
    Better lube
    and/or Good hard fucking that doesn't let such a small thing become noticed.
    Only time I ever heared one was when my friends were banging stoned, she went on for a few minutes straight and pretty soon he answered back. That was FUNNY!
     
  17. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I can't stand it! Although, it's gotten to the point during sex with my and Kevin that it doesn't matter anymore. We tend to laugh and joke a lot during sex now anyway-like a bonding moment. However, I still feel that slight embarrassment whenever that lovely sound comes flooding out.
     
  18. 4Silver

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    Comedy gold.
     
  19. mikem117

    mikem117 Ol Dirty Bastard

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    hilarious
     
  20. RawAndNatural

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    I said it before, and I'll say it again, they turn me on. They help imprint hot memmories in my mind, and remind me of where I'm at, inside a pussy.
     

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