Pulled Over By Officer

Officer: *tap tap* driver roll the window down

Driver: it is down..

Officer: driver roll your godamn winda down!

Driver: it's down sir..

Officer: Passenger keep your god damn hands where I can see.. driver

Driver: what? It's only me here there is no us

Officer: Give me your god damn license and registration...

Driver: Like I said I'm going to give you my license and registration moving slowly to my pocket..

Officer: aren't you wonderin' why I pulled you over? Hmm?

Driver: what do you mean pulled me over I've been sitting here parked for twenty minutes

Officer: guessin' by the way you been sittin' here I'm .. god damn can't ya guess wonderin' why I pulled you over? Yeah you can smell it..

Driver: smell what officer?

Officer: yeah you can smell i.. don't say hwat. You know hwat

Driver: I didn't say hwat I said what

Officer: you can smell it. You can smell it all up yonder you can smell it barreling comin' up all out the back... give me you license

Driver: here's my license and registration

Officer: g.. give me your license and registration driver hold on

*Czh* err yeah I'm gone need you to call up the K-9 unit here we got couple of dem city folks here smell like they got some of that.. yep.. and if you could better send down the glove unit we gonna have to do a cavity search..

Driver: What! No! Okay alright I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I was. I might have been. Earlier when I first came yes, maybe not in the car but there was smoke an...

Officer: Son of a bitch god damn it I knew it! Put your fucken hands where I can see them! Look forward. Driver! Put your hand where I can see them!! Don't you... hurry up and send me, you gotta send me that glove crew right now PUT YOUR FUCKEN HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!! DRIVER!!

*Bang*

:unsure:

 

You call that a traffic stop..................

White Officer: (With expandable Baton) Tap, Tap, Roll down the window, now! And keep your hands where I can see them.
Black Driver: (Rolls down window) What can I do for you officer?
White Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance, and keep those hands visible at all time.
Black Driver: What did I do officer?
White Officer: You didn’t come to a complete stop at that 4-way intersection
White Officer Thinks: “Besides ****** you have a nicer car than I do”
Black Driver: Ok but I’m going to have to reach into my pocket for my license.
White Officer: Ok go ahead (Officers puts hand on pistol holster)
Black Driver: Reaches for wallet, 1 second later is staring down the barrel of a Glock 22 – Bang (7 shots)
White Officer: (plants throwaway gun)
White Officer: Sgt. It was a standard traffic stop, I was only going to issue him a citation when he pulled down on me, I had no choice but to fire)
White Sgt.: Good Job



Hotwater

 

Mine was a bit more comedic though, no?

 

On today's episode of Law and Order - Black Lives Matter division.

 

sticking to your racist ways as always.....

 

What could possibly lead me to believe white police officers aren’t anything other than living saints






Hotwater

 

The good ol' "don't show the beginning of the video" trick.

 

funny part about it is you are more white than the guys in the video, sure you have the same skin color but.......

 

I will use the old liberal saying.
"Most of them are good. You can't judge by a small handful of bad apples."

 

Can confirm.

I've seen that video in its full context, and what you don't see here is that that young boy with his hands tied behind his back is actually a Transforming robot in disguise, literally on the verge of turning into a giant gun with the express intention of firing balls of molten lava/acid into a nearby shelter for battered women. Fortunately, the officer knew that this particular kind of robot has a "power down" button on his chest and face which can prevent the robot from transforming out of his human disguise, and disarm ALL of his thermonuclear weapons.

Unfortunately, much as our technology sometimes has fingerprint recognition on it, so this robot's manual controls will detect if organic material (like human fingers) are being used, and will take this attempting immobilization by a human as a reason to self destruct the machine, resulting in an explosion capable of wiping out several city blocks. In order to activate the "power down" function on this model, both the face and chest buttons must be pressed by something that the Robot's system recognises as being a fellow metallic robot, and must be pressed simultaneously and with enough force that the machine is tricked into thinking that another superstrong robot has pressed them with it's steel power-claws.

Another quirk of this particular transforming robot is that it is (for reasons known only to the alien scientists that created them) they are incapable of seeing humans who wear cowboy hats and have moustaches, which is why this officer in particular was able to sneak up behind the bothersome bot and cuff him.

So, as you can see, what at first appears to be a video of a young man, already cuffed, being thrown onto the hood of a moving car with enough force that he bounces off it by a man who seems to think (or his superiors think) that dressing like John Wayne is still the best look for law enforcement officials in 2017 IS IN FACT an attempted takeover by violent, Misogynistic alien machines intent on harming societies' most vulnerable members being FOILED by a HEROIC absolute NON-**** who probably went on to save thousands of lives in similar ways that very afternoon.

Godspeed, you glorious bastard.

 

I got pulled over by an officer at 130am

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: no

Officer: Your driver side headlight is out

Me: Oh, sorry I didnt realize

Officer: Where are you heading to?

Me: Work

Officer: I need to see your vehicle Registration and proof of insurance please.

Me: Its in the glove box

Officer: (grabs flashlight to shine on glove box with one hand) (other hand goes on holstered side arm (hearing the unsnapping) ready to draw)

Me: WHOA. (My hands tilting upward)

Officer: Sorry, just protecting myself

Me: (Very slowly reached for glove box, opened, gave papers to officer)

Officer: I'll be right back

Me: (sigh of relief)


6 minutes later~



Officer: Here's your vehicle registration and insurance card, Im issuing you a three day warning to have your light fixed. Have a good night.


I never had a officer on the ready to draw on me before. I replaced both right and left headlight bulbs the next day. Im sure that the other bulb would have gone sooner than later.

 

"i'm walking on the side walk ... "
(old jethro tull song)

 

Video of Police Killing of Philando Castile Is Publicly Released
By MITCH SMITHJUNE 20, 2017

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/20/us/police-shooting-castile-trial-video.html

 

Most cops have egos the size of trump tower. They are trained that way and see us as civilians

 

politicians set the vetting standards and that's what many of them, 'conservatives' especially, deliberately select for.
and then whine when THEY get pulled over.

 

So....driver is sitting in a parked vehicle on a public street..engaging in committing a crime by doing illegal drugs. Officer thus has sufficient PC to engage. And to search. Driver fails to comply with officer command to keep his hands in plain sight. He makes suspicious movement, where he could be reaching for a weapon. Officer then draws down on the suspect and discharges his weapon.

More cops are killed in routine traffic stops than by any other method.

I see that no wrongful action was done here by the officer.

He should get a medal, if anything.

Cheers.

 

I ran a light once, and after this guy was barking at me through his window. He was older and I could see that he was yelling and visibly perturbed. Well I hopped out of my car to settle the matter despite being at another light. Low and behold the fucker pulled his piece on me! I ducked behind my car and called the cops. They told me he had called to. It turns out he was the ex-police chief (some of you know this story already). I said I wanted to pursue legal action, but they wouldn't let me. They sent out a whole bunch of squad cars to locate me. When they finally caught up to me I was not cited, but they would not allow me to file any charges, so I guess he had the right to pull his weapon. This would probably be a good question for Maccabee (hope I spelled that right). but anyway. I guess they feel pretty strongly about that sort of thing.

In my opinion I was antagonized though, and then drawn on. Not fair.

 

I got rear ended while driving to work about 6 months ago, by the county clerk of an adjacent county it turned out. The responding officer, a state trooper, knew the guy that hit me. So all proceeded normally...at first. The officer then pulled me to the side and claimed to smell alcohol on me. There is no way this could have been true, I don't drink. Breathalyzer showed a 0.0 of course, and that was it; no explanation, just 'you can go.' I'm still not sure how I should have reacted to a state trooper who just flat out lied to me about smelling alcohol.

 

why did you leave your vehicle on a public street?

how exactly were you going to "settle the matter?"

You're lucky that ex-cop wasn't packing. He could have shot your ass. And maybe gotten away with it. Leaving your vehicle is usually only for one reason...confrontation and/or doing physical harm. you need to cut that shit out. Try jumping outta your car in Austin and see what happens. LOL

C