Pubic Hair In Fruitcups

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lover/young_peace, Jan 3, 2005.

  1. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    You know, I feel awful... just noticing the injustice in the world. For example, the word "muffin". This word has been terribley mistreated by the English language.

    Just say the word.

    "Muffin. Muffin, muffin on a muffin."

    Isn't that wonderful? :D Doesn't it just make you smile a tiny bit as it leaves your mouth? And yet we don't get to use that word often enough. The only time we can use it is when we are describing a sponge-like type of bread. It isn't fair!

    To solve this, I propose we attach said word to the end of certain cusses. By doing this, we will now be able to add a cute, sweet, aftertaste to our cussing. Also, the word "muffin" will get it's proper treatment. It will be used sometimes, but not over-used.

    The best examples of this plan in action would be...

    "FuckMuffin"

    "CuntMuffin"

    and "ShiteMuffin" (No, you don't want to say "shit". You want that long "I" sound. You love it. :D )





    Toenails are chewy.
     
  2. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Dry your toenails out for a couple days, they'll be crunchy.
     
  3. FemmeFatale

    FemmeFatale Member

    What about "DamnMuffin"?
    It doesn't have quite the same effect, almost like you're damning the muffin itself.
     
  4. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    what about CuteMuffin or FluffMuffin...
     
  5. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Doesn't sound good.

    "damnmuffin" don't work at all.

    "CuntMuffin", however, is intensely satisfying.
     
  6. sprout

    sprout DeadHead

    [​IMG] Pubic hair in fruitcups [​IMG]
     
  7. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    If I ever meet Bob Dylan or Neil Young, someday, I'll be like "How ya doin' lovemuffin"... :eek:
     
  8. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    I'd just start humpin' his leg :D
     
  9. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Wonder if he'd let you keep going or push you off.
     
  10. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    You little fuckmuffin... you make me hungry for muffins! I think im going to make some muffins, Cuntmuffin.
     
  11. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    He probably wouldn't notice. Too old. :D
     
  12. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Hmm... minimuffins and scratch muffins are grand...
     
  13. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    I owe you a cookie.
     
  14. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Hmm... I wonder if I could hump BB King and he wouldn't notice... he has diabetes, so the feeling in his leg(s) may be gone... or not working well.
     
  15. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Ahaha... maybe BB King likes little boys? You never know...
     
  16. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    apple cinnamon muffins are now in the oven... 15 minutes.
     
  17. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    I like mushroom flavoured muffins!
     
  18. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    mmm mushrooms
     
  19. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    mmm.... ****







    muffins :D
     
  20. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    You little fuckmuffin... you make me hungry for ****! I think im going to cry in the corner of my room, Cuntmuffin.
     

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