You know, I feel awful... just noticing the injustice in the world. For example, the word "muffin". This word has been terribley mistreated by the English language. Just say the word. "Muffin. Muffin, muffin on a muffin." Isn't that wonderful? Doesn't it just make you smile a tiny bit as it leaves your mouth? And yet we don't get to use that word often enough. The only time we can use it is when we are describing a sponge-like type of bread. It isn't fair! To solve this, I propose we attach said word to the end of certain cusses. By doing this, we will now be able to add a cute, sweet, aftertaste to our cussing. Also, the word "muffin" will get it's proper treatment. It will be used sometimes, but not over-used. The best examples of this plan in action would be... "FuckMuffin" "CuntMuffin" and "ShiteMuffin" (No, you don't want to say "shit". You want that long "I" sound. You love it. ) Toenails are chewy.