Pubic Hair In Fruitcups

You know, I feel awful... just noticing the injustice in the world. For example, the word "muffin". This word has been terribley mistreated by the English language.

Just say the word.

"Muffin. Muffin, muffin on a muffin."

Isn't that wonderful? Doesn't it just make you smile a tiny bit as it leaves your mouth? And yet we don't get to use that word often enough. The only time we can use it is when we are describing a sponge-like type of bread. It isn't fair!

To solve this, I propose we attach said word to the end of certain cusses. By doing this, we will now be able to add a cute, sweet, aftertaste to our cussing. Also, the word "muffin" will get it's proper treatment. It will be used sometimes, but not over-used.

The best examples of this plan in action would be...

"FuckMuffin"

"CuntMuffin"

and "ShiteMuffin" (No, you don't want to say "shit". You want that long "I" sound. You love it. )





Toenails are chewy.

 

Dry your toenails out for a couple days, they'll be crunchy.

 

What about "DamnMuffin"?
It doesn't have quite the same effect, almost like you're damning the muffin itself.

 

what about CuteMuffin or FluffMuffin...

 

Doesn't sound good.

"damnmuffin" don't work at all.

"CuntMuffin", however, is intensely satisfying.

 

Pubic hair in fruitcups

 

If I ever meet Bob Dylan or Neil Young, someday, I'll be like "How ya doin' lovemuffin"...

 

I'd just start humpin' his leg

 

Wonder if he'd let you keep going or push you off.

 

You little fuckmuffin... you make me hungry for muffins! I think im going to make some muffins, Cuntmuffin.

 

He probably wouldn't notice. Too old.

 

Hmm... minimuffins and scratch muffins are grand...

 

I owe you a cookie.

 

Hmm... I wonder if I could hump BB King and he wouldn't notice... he has diabetes, so the feeling in his leg(s) may be gone... or not working well.

 

Ahaha... maybe BB King likes little boys? You never know...

 

apple cinnamon muffins are now in the oven... 15 minutes.

 

I like mushroom flavoured muffins!

 

mmm mushrooms

 

mmm.... ****







muffins

 

You little fuckmuffin... you make me hungry for ****! I think im going to cry in the corner of my room, Cuntmuffin.