PUB, Beer and Alcohol JOKES

pub, bheer and alky ARE jokes, but then i guess that's a matter of personal taste, and i suppose most pubs mean well.



you don't NOTICE 8 glasses of water, unless you're living in sub saharan africa or or that place in michagin..

 

A drunk man who had a few drinks no need the washroom. What goes in must eventually come out. The bartender points in the direction where to find the washroom.

after a couple of minutes the bartender and the customers almost have a heart attack hearing bloodcurling scream from the drunk guy in the washroom. Their hearts are pounding and they are on alert but the screaming stops and they resume whatever they were doing.

A few seconds later there is another scary scream and couple of customers choke on their drinks and drop their glasses
The bartender stops everything and stretches his neck in the direction of the bathroom, all he can hear is whimpers and the drunk man muttering to himself Everything seems to be safe.

for a third time the drunk man lets out horrifying scream and he’s heard asking God for help. One customer is about to dial 911 and a couple of customers are about to go investigate but the bartender tells them he knows what’s happening and tells him to stay put, he goes to check on the drunk customer himself.

on the other side of the door he hears the man sobbing and he flings the door open.
The man looks up at the bartender killing him every time he tries flushing the toilet he gets his cock bitten and it hurts like hell.
The bartender shakes his head and says “ You idiot you are setting on the mop bucket“

 

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