Psychopath Test

The murderers must be smart, because the "psychotic" answer is the most logical one.

 

depends on what you see as logical.

 

I don't see how answering that question can dictate if you are a serial killer I find that truly hilarious...Because than I must be one.. Ladies and Gentlemen hide your babies and old people, I am on the loose...

 

I think it's funny that I have a picture title of "I'm imagining killing you" and I knew the answer.

I have empty eyes! RAWR!

 

i imagined she found out the perfect man was her sister and got pissed.

 

but its sexy

 

You will be my first victim.

 

I imagined her sister snagged him first, and freaked out like a psycho.

 

1st victim

i'm cool like that

 

Glad I'm not a psychopath then...

Did the guy turn up at the funeral before she got arrested then?

What if someday I get sectioned, and a psychologist asks me that very same question? What should I say. No wait I know that answer to that! Hahahahaha... but I can't remember because it was five years ago or something.

 

What? How would she even know this man would turn up? Unless he was family (ew) then he wouldn't necessarily have known them both. I am obviously missing something here, but at least i did not answer correctly!!

 

The point is a psycopath thinks of number one and would be prepared to kill someone close to them to find a lover, if that makes sense. It's kind of bollocks and probably made up by someone.

 

Ah yup, i got it. Seems i just wouldn't make a good psycopath, sign.

 

I thought it was supposed to be asked without revealing who killed the sister. It's easy to figure out a motive when you know the who, where, and when. Cops do it all the time. That make all detectives psycopaths?

My 4 year old has that cold blank look A LOT. I'm pretty sure he's pushed his brother down a flight of stairs and tried to do other things to him. I've never said this with as much seriousness as I do now, but that child honestly scares me to the bone at times.

 

Are you for real? That is scary

 

I certainly don't find it to be entertaining. I wouldn't joke about my kids. I'll make fun of them, but not joke about them like that. He's probably one of the most aware children I've ever met in my life. He acts like he is completely stupid. I don't mean pretending he can't find something. I mean pretending like he's mentally deficient. He's smart as a whip though. If you ask him "why" he'll simply repeat you, non stop. Though when he was in private with me a few months ago I asked him why he lied to his mother and he said, "I lied cause I wanted a fucking bowl of cereal".

He's also flipped me off while picking up his bowl of cereal. I called him over and whispered, "Did you just show me your middle finger"(After he did it a couple of times that's how we referred to it for the purpose of talking to him). He nodded and whispered, "Yeah, I did". Then got loud and said, "and I ate my orange and drank my cereal, like a big boy." To which everybody around cheered and complimented him.

He's scary.

 

Do you mind me asking how old your son is?

 

Turned 4 in February. Those two incidents happened well before the age of 4 and thosse are not isolated incidents by any means.

 

oh wow Adam. Thats kind of Freaky. What do you think you can do about that? What does he do when you explain what he is doing is wrong? (like middle finger) Also..how does a 3 year old know about middle finger and its context?

 

Yes he does sound very clever, but being that he is so young those things seem very strange.