Prostitutes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Nov 3, 2008.

  1. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    Do you know why hookers make more money than drug dealers?













































    They can wash thier crack and sell it again
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if i were to go to amsterdam, i would certainly have sex with a lot of cheap dirty illegal disease-ridden hoes.
     
  3. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    I would do it in a heart beat. Though I might just stick with getting oral, depending on how hot they are.

    And believe me, they are utterly drop-dead gorgeous. These are women who could have been models.

    Hell, I went to a strip club once (only been once) and every woman there was at least 9/10 for looks. It was unbelievable.

    On the flipside, the working girls I see outside toronto strip clubs look like the ones you see in movies, ie, dont wanna get near them. It really depends where you go.
     
  4. halcyone

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  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    But that speaks of desperation :eek:

    You never gave the impression of being desperate for pussy :rolleyes:


    Hotwater
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, i do normally have to beat the women off me with a stick.


    easy to say when you're a very attractive female... :rolleyes:
     
  7. halcyone

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  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm not saying it's terribly appealing, but if one can't get it elsewhere, one may have to make sacrifices.

    as a comparison, i'm amazingly good at taking tests, so i never felt the need to cheat in school and i find the idea to be pathetic and stupid. but if i was test-retarded, i might feel differently.
     
  9. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    lol!!! I never licked a hooker's pussy. But their breasts taste like styrofoam. :biggrin:

    Or maybe it was the breast implant. :willy_nilly:
     
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  11. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    EWWWW!
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There’s a reason prostitution is the oldest profession and it begins and ends with the word DESPERATE :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    bunch of uppity prudes here all of a sudden...
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Not at all we’ve all dipped our wicks at least once with a lady of the night [​IMG]

    You didn’t lose your virginity with a prostitute, did you? :eek:



    Hotwater




     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    as far as i know she was just a standard slut. if not, she gave me a freebie.
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There were dozens of girls like that in high school :cheers2:


    Hotwater
     
  17. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Ya gotta do it at least once.

    It's funny, for brazilians of my grandpa's generation, losing your virginity at a brothel was the most common way boys "entered adulthood."

    I remember when I was 14 and my grandpa gave me "the talk" as we drove past a street with about 100 hookers standing in single-file at a red-light district in Brasilia: "If you get one of those; use the condom."

    "Of course, gramps." :biggrin:
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There were too many easy girls in high school to risk it [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i wish i went to hotwater's high school...
     
  20. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Yeah-

    I've never come across an easy girl in my whole life. Only fat or ugly girls. :D
     

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