procrastination is choice.

When you shake up a can and give it someone unsuspecting.


Best thing about takeaway food?

 

that its so hot and good and tasty and right there so you can eat it immediately and you dont have to wait or cook it yourself and mmmm....
i hate being poor.

favourite thing about your mother and how fat she is?


hahahaha... kidding.

favourite thing about http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com?

 

The Hate Mail!!! $$$

Favourite thing about being iffy about a cd, buying it, and lovin every track on it?

 

that you feel like one rocking kid with a brand new favourite cd? (what cd is it btw?)

favourite thing about getting into a totally kick ass movie for free? (because you are friends with a certain film editor).

p.s. go and see the edukators, it is ever so grand.

 

It is Garbage's new album. Not everyone's taste, but they're one of the few bands that have no bad songs. I wasn't sure if i liked their single "Why do you love me", but i do.. it's nicer without the vid, i hate to say it. Mind you, Shirley Manson is a fox in that vid, better than the Lennox look of "Beautiful Garbage" era.

I wanted to see that movie but i was working both days and it was showing in a different cinema *boo, hiss*

But the feeling of VIPness is rad. And it's so much better when the movie you get to see is good.

Favourite thing about Nestle's Chocolate block with the little bits of cookie in it. Mmmm, nummery goodness, mm num num num?

 

cookie? goood. Chocolate? Goood. Combining the two? GOOOOOOOOOD.

it's tastey wonderfulness is the best thing.

favourite thing about dancing to some totally kick ass music, when you are totally in the beat?

 

that you're just feeling it and everythings goood.

favorite simpsons episode? ah, i love the one where they have to go down to australia and they stay at the US embassy. Homer asks about the direction the toilet water drains when it flushes and they have that contraption that makes it twist the "right way." Homer gets all teary eyed and belts out America the Beautiful...and then that stupid koala sneaks on board while they're fleeing from the embassy. Ah, classic.

 

Quite like the dangerously hot chilli episode where homer trips out and staggers into the desert to climb an aztec pyramid and speak to his animal spirit guide.
There's a rather funny sequence where, in order to turn around and change the direction he's walking in, his arms and facial features melt through his body to the other side.

The one where little people create a civilization in lisa's room is funny too.

My utmost favourite is the time machine toaster episode.
Alternate realities abound. One is like a 1984 orwellian nightmare with ned flanders as the supreme leader and everyone wearing pink shirts with green jumpers.



Where's your favourite place within walking distance to get away from it all?


~

 

When i was living with my parents, i always went up Mt Kaukau to get away from it all. I guess i don't have one right now, maybe the waterfront. Can't really get away from anything where i am now haha

Favourite thing about mutual groping amongst friends?

 

that its just so awesome and its funny when someone who you didn't hook up with but someone else who hooked up with you hooked up with them has the same cough that you did.... hehehehe... did that make sense?

favourite thing about noodles?

 

Is there a good thing

Favourite thing about the weekend?

 

the possibilities, no work, parties on the horizon. tis great.

back to the simposons quicky - god, i adore all those episodes so much. the australia one with 'coffee'. 'BEER.' is fabulously funny, the ones with all the ned flandersises is awesome too.

but my tied for favourites would be the one where lisa turns vego. It's just so accurate, and the ultimate beatles episode where homer is in the bsharps. They make it so beatles,and you notice more references each time, like Moe's Tavern becomes Moe's Cavern. And then the yoko-ish lady, who goes along with Barney - he orders a beer, she orders "a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat" and moe is all "here go go" and has exactly that behind the bar. Brilliant.

so yes,

favourite thing about cuddling?

 

The warmth of their body.


(The American's continue to do Aussie accents, even though they clearly can't. That Simpson's epidode was embarassing)


Favourite thing about your country?

 

*gets his best aussie accent out* g'day mate. But you have to admit, the worst is people pretending to be americans. They ALL do it the same, and its soooooooo bad. Talk loud, talk slow and talk stupid- The universal code for impersonating an american

have you seen the ad for the dukes of hazzard? They meet an aussie chick and one of the guys leans over and goes "put another shrimp on the barbie.....thats what they say down there." hahahah, its a little better than "did a dingo eat your baby?" It's all in good fun though

and ah, hard question to answer. It's probably that my country is very idealistic. There are so many things i love though...i just love american culture and food, ahh yeah the food is good. and yes, its far more than hamburgers and hotdogs

favorite card game?

 

I love poker and blackjack. Gin as well, with a partial interest in go fish


We don't eat shrimp, prawns. A common fault. God, people think we are bloody idiots in thongs, with shrimp on the barbie and havr roos as pets. Bloody hell.


Favourite kind of undies?

 

these!
or not. I keep those for a special occasion *wink*

I'm a fan of the boxer briefs. They're nice and snug and make me feel sexy.


Favourite thing about lava lamps?

 

That you can stare at them for hours




Least favourite thing about movies?

 

uh, wrong thread, bud. my lf thing about the movies is um, the generic hollywood shit that makes a lot of money but is awful.

and that shrimp on the barbie joke - that was in dumb and dumber years ago.

favourite thing about being comfortable enough with someone that you can sit with them for hours and not have to even talk?

 

thats its just so cuddly and right.

favourite thing about that triple decker chocolate which has caramel as the top layer.... Mmmm....

 

everything, abbasolutely everything.

Favourite Johnson and Friends character?
(and for those of you who don't remember it, you disgust me!)