procrastination is choice.

no, we lost harvey. He was kinapped. We were inconsolable. Our new trolley is Queen Prudence of the Cellar.

and, wow, ummm
"My second favorite household chore is ironing ( My first being hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint)
-Erma Bombeck-"

nah, while that's greatadvice, maybe either

You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice. ~Steven D. Woodhull


or this thing by Bill Bryson - i can't be asses posting it, but basically he says there are a few reasons to never be truly unhappy.
firstly, you were born - the odds against it, against everyon one of your hunderds of thousands of ancestors surving until they reproduced, through wars and famines and plagues, is huge, so be stoked you are born, secondly we live in a time of (relative) peace, many of us have food, shelter and clothes and lastly, the main reason to never be miserable is that Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ol' Oak Tree will never be No 1 again. I love him.

favourite author?

 

ah, tie a yellow ribbon around the ol oak tree, a perennial favorite



well i currently have a thing for raymod feist(fantasy writer).

favorite thing about going to the farm for a weekend?

 

NZ farms are so classic - especially the southern ones. Waikaia is the best place for farms, everyone is so laidback.

favourite thing to get in a keg? (our flat is having the beer/rtd debate)

 

well, seeing as beer tastes like ass flavoured asshole, rtd.

favourite flavour/colour of jelly bean? (I got a packet of smart beans and I only eat the orange, green and black ones so I've got most of a packet with all the red, pink, blue, yellow and white ones in it to give away to someone)

 

whose beer doesnt taste like ass flavored ass? german, belgian, czech, all ass..except maybe american which tastes like piss water

and eww black..reds the best

favorite thing about saint patrick's day?

 

hehehe. Being horribly drunk, wearing an bright green top and a tacky green pillowcase for a skirt and being not only socially acceptable but praised for your efforts. St Pats was a pretty funny night...the fact that i tried nitrous for the first time only made it funnier


favourite thing about nitrous?

 

that it makes your car fly. yeah yeah thats a cop out , but i've never done nitrous..i'm curious how it went


favorite way to drink beer?(i.e. sip it over 5 hours, down it in one shot, beer bong, etc?

 

all of the above

nah probably just having a beer in hand so you can socialise while you drink is fun. Though drinking games, kegstands etc are nice to pepper up the mood.

and nitroous - crazy omg, you can feel it tingling in your elbows and toes, and laughing gas is an appropriate term - you just start giggling for no reason. I wouldn't do it all the time, but now and then - classic.

favourite thing about comaing out on your flatmates bed and then waking up going where the FUCK am I?

 

when you wake up and first see so and so and wonder about what you two did or didnt do.


and i love how you guys turn coma into a verb lol

favorite thing about easter?

 

that i get chocolate and none of the whole "oh jesus son of god died for your sins, feel guilty about all your sins, love jesus he is the only one who can save you" shit.
Also, that I don't feel restricted to only having easter eggs over easter weekend. Also that I get days off for a holiday I don't celebrate.

favourite thing about Oscar Wilde? (Aside from the fact that you can make so many awesome puns with his last name "I'm wild about Wilde." "His plays are totally wild" etc ad nauseum.)

 

that they have such an awesome name and yumminess


favorite thing to eat right now(i.e. what are you craving?)

 

malt loaf:


favourite optical illusion?


~

 

umm, so many good ones. We had to look at heaps in philosophy to show the argument of illusion - basically, they show that your senses can trick you so how can you know what is actually real in the world?
but this one is tripping me out at the moment



apparently A and B are the same shade of grey...look on photoshop and they are...craziness.

anyway, on a less intellectual level, favourite thing about throwing old bananas and condoms full of rancid soymilk onto the road and watching cars mash them? (i didn't know how funny this was until we tried it )

 

if thats what you want to call it..eww

and that picture disturbs me..so i'm gonna ignore it, or i'll stare at it all day and continue not to write my paper.

anyways, when you get that pissed off driver who stops the car and flails his head trying to find you..

favorite movie that goes over the top with stereotypes? Clueless does rock

 

well the first one that pops into my head is "not another teen movie" lol but I've seenit way too meany times!

favorite thing about soap programs.

 

the mega rampant tackiness.

and yes - old condoms, but not USED ones...

still, rancid soymilk does look pretty suss

favourite thing about it being your night to cook? (we are having kidney bien kiev with salad and chilli wedges)

 

fuck, make some for me...i think i'm gonna have spaghetti and toast tonight lol..cooking for 1 sucks


and best thing about it being your night is you get to decide what you're eating..

favorite april fools joke?

 

Um... I dunno. I was never cool enough to play one on anyone... *feels lame*

Also, Clueless is like, totally awesome...

favourite sleeping position?

 

on my front, with my head to the side, one leg and one arm up and the others stretched down, so it looks like i'm running. it's so comfy.

favuorite insult at the moment? Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling is my flavour of the week.