procrastination is choice.

Either Buddha, the Dalai Lama, Jesus (he had his shit sorted) or Moses (also pretty cool).

there's some pretty cool holy people out there.

Whats your favourite thing to cough up?

 

umm, well coughing up like money or diamonds would be pretty groovy, especially if i hadn't put them there.

favourite line from zoolander?

 

I give you the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.

What is this?! (throws it down) A center for ANTS?!! 1)What? 2)How can we expect to teach children to read if they can't even fit inside the building?! We need to make it at least...3 times bigger than this!




Too many good lines from zoolander, i like the rediculously good looking line too.

favorite line from forest gump


Doug

 

I have two.

1) Me and Jenny were just like peas and carrots agin.

2) *mumble mumble mumble* Well thats all I've got to say about that.


Favourite thing to feel squishing between your toes?

 

sand on the bottom of lake taupo.

(btw, yes zoolander is faboulous for lines...my favpurites include "can I call you Matil?" and "or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogaly was?" It's just SUCH a good pisstake. Ben Stiller is a comic genius and Owen Wilson is a god.... )

anyway, favoruite gross out sentance? (oh, and sorry, put I bags "The napkin was soiled with a moist, chunky discharge that seeped from the pusy oriface)

 

Just on the Zoolander thing... "But why male models?" is just such a good question to ask at random lecture/guest speaker type things. They never get it.

Grossest sentence?

Um....

PASS. Someone else answer this question.

 

now THIS is my field of expertise.

i am one gross little woman.
grossest sentence would be:

"would you please cease to squeze your pus infested, pubic growing, tampon smelling juice nipple on my book, you cunty McCunty licking pussy juice head".

HA!! sorry i had to reduce you to that. but i told you. even if it wasnt gross, i have on DIrtY mouth.

what is the language you most want to learn??

 

Um... some really useless one like swahili so I can put it on my CV and then mumble some syllables when they say "Ohhh... swahili... whats that like?" it would be funny.

Whats your favourite way to eat a mars bar? (and no smart ass answers like "with my mouth". I'm talking TECHNIQUE here)

 

well i like the over tounge rolling swish technique. very proficient in that one.

you bite off a chunk, then rolling your tounge to the right you squish the marsbar against the top right of your mouth oozing all the flavour to hit as many taste buds as possible, then you swush around the warm juicy mars-bar liquid, and continue till its all gone and your mouth is all sugary.

Doug

 

I like eating them in layers - the sweet, sweet caramel needs to be seperate from the dull old squishy part.

favoruite chocolate brand?

 

oh damn did i forget another one..... DOUG YOU RETARD.

whitikas is soo good i like their range of varieties. although i like richmonds better i am very impressed with whitikas wide range.

favorite Film company

 

probably Lucas arts or lions gate...though new line cinema did jump up the list because of LOTR!

favorite LOTR film?

 

Return of the King, it was honestly the best one by far.

Favourte Harry Potter book/movie?

 

fav book - they are all good, ummm, maybe 5 though because its big enough.
As for the movies - absolutley number three. Finally they got a diector who is able to add that slightly gothic, evil touch to the fantasy. And the acting is (slowly) getting better)

favoruite colour of glass?

 

prbably the blue that appears in stain glass windows in gothic cathederals...i loe those so much


favorite type of architecture? I.e. gothic, classical, baroque(sp), etc.

 

probably gothic, although genuine classical is close.

favourite flavour raro?

 

Passionfruit. That is a flavour, right?

Favourite children's cartoon...

 

Spongbob Squarepants....that gary is the coolest. and Patrick cracks me up.

favourite Matt groening cartoon

 

I'd say The Simpsons, but Futurama was okay.

Favourite brand of chocolate milk?

 

not a huge fan of choccie milk - probably so good, or vitasoy for their soy flavour choclate milk goodness.

favourite kind of edible, fruity jam?