man, fuck probation, I have friends on probation and parole and rehab, that shit is bull. Leave the country, perhaps? Amsterdam?
probation sucks i coukd only do it fot 5 months----go to prison get on parole i was dome with that inn 13 months---btw dui also but i wasntintoxicated i drank and ate all my pills b4 the cops got there-i was so wastedwhen they showed up i had no defense just had to plead guilty--too smart for my own good