Probably going to get my ass kicked....

Ok I will read it like that it is actually pretty fun to read.

 

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ɑ ƒҽա օƒ ʍվ ƒɾìҽղժʂ ɑղժ ì աҽɾҽ ìղ էɑϲօ ҍҽӀӀ վҽʂէҽɾժɑվ ɑղժ ʂօʍҽ ҍɑժɑʂʂҽʂ աɑӀҟҽժ ìղ. ɑʂ մʂմɑӀ, էհҽվ ցӀɑɾҽժ ɑէ մʂ Ӏìҟҽ աҽ աҽɾҽ ìղѵɑժìղց էհҽìɾ էҽɾɾìէօɾվ ҍҽϲɑմʂҽ օղӀվ էհҽ ϲօօӀҽʂէ ҟìժʂ ìղ ʂϲհօօӀ հɑղց օմէ ìղ էɑϲօ յօìղէʂ. աҽ հҽɑɾժ էհҽʍ ϲɑӀӀ օմɾ ƒɾìҽղժ ƒɑէ ɑղժ ահìʂքҽɾҽժ ʂօʍҽ օէհҽɾ էհìղցʂ ɑʍօղցʂէ էհҽʍʂҽӀѵҽʂ. ҍҽìղց ìղ էհҽ քɾҽʂҽղϲҽ օƒ ϲօօӀ ҟìժʂ, աҽ աҽɾҽ օҍӀìցɑէҽժ էօ ʂҽҽ ìƒ աҽ ϲօմӀժ ʍɑҟҽ էհҽʍ էɾվ էօ ɑϲէ Ӏìҟҽ ҍɑժɑʂʂҽʂ. ʂօ, ɑʂ աҽ աɑӀҟҽժ օմէ ʍվ ƒɾìҽղժ ժɾօքքҽժ հìʂ էɾɑʂհ օղ էհҽìɾ ƒօօժ. օƒ ϲօմɾʂҽ, էհìʂ քɾօʍքէҽժ էհ

 

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i love you losers.

 

In high school as an athlete I was one of the cool kids, so while you may have walked away unscathed in this encounter the real test is not to have to prove yourself

Now that’s the ultimate litmus test to coolness :sifone:


hotwater

 

So... what I get from this, is you (and your buddies), started something, and then ran away (again and again) instead of dealing with it?

If you can't back your shit up... don't start it... you will be lucky if your car only gets fucked up...

As for getting your asses kicked... you are most likely right on that...

 

Nope, still a shit story

 

You are in for at. Should never hope to see anyone flash with RAEG!!!

That's like doubly worse than rage, surely

 

LOL. You getting them in trouble with a Sheriff reminded me of a situation with my friend. He threw a drink at somebody's car, that somebody proceeded to make an illegal turn in traffic just to chase us down, blew the red lights we blew, and then just as we thought this mad man had our asses and we were screwed, we got stuck at a red stop sign. He then proceeded to cut us off, but didn't realize he was driving into a main road. 3 cars then smashed into vehicle and my friend drove off.

 

dude, so i was accidentally cool? how awesome is that?

 

the typo of doom strikes again! in caps no less.

 

You can't be accidentally cool, you can either know if you are cool or not.

 

deliberately cool people are douche nozzles.

douche nozzle. i love that.

 

Yeah pretty sweet word not gonna lie. But yeah the only way you can be really cool is if you feel cool and act cool, otherwise you are way over your head.

 

what about if you're cold bloodedly disinterested?

 

send me a link to how you did this please

 

So everyone pretty much feel in line, and worshipped and bowed before your coolness


Hotwater

 

Yeah that works too. Its really good when you don't care how cool you are.

 

i kinda breezed through oblivious to school intrigues, cool and not cool, with only a couple emotional outbursts primarily due to complete exhaustion and abuse. i'd talk to about anyone, but my remoteness was noted.

personally i kinda feel bad. but i had a full plate.