Prince Pinocchio and pedophile friend Jeffry Epstein.

Should have spelt Jeffrey Epstein.

Mods please correct to spell right if possible.
I hate poor spelling!

Poor old Air Miles Andy Pinocchio.
I have always tried to live by the premise that:
When in a hole.
Stop digging.

In Andy's case though, I will excuse him digging away like a good un, possible leading down to a nice little jail in America!

Surely this guy must be the most stupid and 'thick' and obnoxious Royal prick in all human history?

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PIERS MORGAN: I didn’t believe a word Prince Pinocchio said about his pedophile friend and fiend Epstein in his stomach-churning interview – and if he now doesn’t tell the FBI what he really knows, then he’s finished in public life


PIERS MORGAN: I didn't believe a word Prince Andrew said about Jeffrey Epstein | Daily Mail Online

I began to watch Prince Andrew’s bombshell BBC interview sitting upright on my favourite armchair.

I finished it curled up on the floor in a tight little ball, my hands tightly covering my eyes as beads of ice cold sweat illuminated my forehead - ironically, given His Royal Highness’s bizarre proclamation that he is incapable of perspiring.

This was the most excruciating thing I have ever witnessed on TV, even eclipsing President Clinton telling the American people: ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.’

And it was about as plausible as Clinton’s performance too.

I don’t know for sure whether Andrew repeatedly had sex with a 17-year-old girl, Virginia Roberts, who says she was trafficked to him by serial pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.



But I do know this: I believe his vehement denials a lot less now than I did before he submitted himself to this gargantuan steaming hot mess of an interview.

As always with those who have something to hide, it was the dumb little lies that repeatedly tripped him up.

Andrew was adamant: he did not go partying with Roberts at London’s fashionable Tramp nightclub in 2001, didn’t have sex with her that same night, and has ‘no recollection’ of ever meeting her.

Curiously, his erratic memory is VERY specific that he took his daughter Beatrice to a pizza restaurant that same afternoon – March 10 - because her mother, his ex wife Sarah Ferguson, was abroad and he was in charge of their two children.

Though quite why a 4pm pizza is an alibi for an attendance at a nightclub many hours later is lost on me.

To support her story, Roberts produced a now infamous photo of Andrew apparently hugging her at the London home of Epstein’s close friend and alleged fellow procurer of underage girls, Ghislaine Maxwell.

Andrew inferred the photo might have been faked, because he said he never goes out in London without wearing a suit and tie and in the photo he’s sporting his casual ‘travelling clothes’.

Yet within seconds of him making that claim, Twitter blew up with paparazzi photos of him stumbling out of another London club, Chinawhite, in July 2000, just a year before, wearing an open neck shirt, unbuttoned half way down like Simon Cowell, and in black jeans.