Prettiest Girl In The World

Actually, she's a Clam

 

Attached file?? WTF???

 

Arianna Mocha Latte Grande on the cover of UK vogue minus the trademark ponytail

 

If I can't see her ass I'm just not sure.

 

Well, one of you start a tits and bums thread then

come to think of it, if you start one in the wesbian section, mods have to delete all troll posts, from guys anyway.

 

I'm really not one to start threads like that.
It's like an orgy, I'll jump in for some fun, but I ain't organising.

 

Shit, I'll take her!

 

LMAO!!!

 

Lolz lolz at this post.

What happens a week later

....Miss America drops the bathing suit competition.

 

^ What we need is a Miss "Most attractive to straight guys" competition.

We need to put the tit back into "competition"

 

I was unaware the top executives that run the pageant today were primarily women…….. who were likely body & fat shamed throughout high school & college

Oh, well at least the Miss Universe Pageant still has a few male executives running the corporation ~ sigh

 

look at that face though, she could have one pancake ass cheek and one swollen basketball cheek and i wouldn't turn her away.

of course, we're looking at her on a magazine cover. take away the digital touch-ups and you probably have something like this:

 

That might be fine for a BJ, but when you're tappin' dat ass I bet you'll reflect on that.

 

when i'm tappin dat ass i'll reflect on nothing. ass tappin is no time for reflection, no matter how weird said ass may be.

 

I know this has nothing to do with her looks, but whenever I hear her sing it sounds like she has a cold and her nose is blocked.

 

Who is this???