Ok, I admit it: She may be standing there like she's trans or has to pee, but if you look like this I don't care if you're hung like a horse. I'll suck that pole 'til yer face caves in. And yeah, I can hardly believe I just posted that.... It would be nice to have someone who looks and acts feminine instead of like a man. Just my opinion.
My brother's nuts swelled up like that right after he got a snip back in his twenties. I bounced him up and down on the scissorlift while going up into the ceiling. Thought he was gonna' hurl. Yeah, that was mean, but I had to just once. We're like that with one another. Back to op's thread....
As Sam Spade said in the The Maltese Falcon (the book not the movie)... "She had legs, legs from here to there and back again."