President of the Stoners Lounge

oh shit.. haha.. n/m 3lb a year.. my math was a lil off.. 1 lb a year.. thats an ounce and a quarter roughly a month..

 

Damn right. We'll figure out all of the logistics, in time.

 

And how about a Dro-come tax return.. where anything over the 1.33oz a month.. at the end of the fiscal year.. you can file to get back a certain % of taxes paid into the state and federal for money spent on ganja

 

hahaha That would not work either. haha I'm thinking 12lb per year. That averages is out to around a 1/2oz per day, give or take, which is perfect:sifone:

 

hahahaha I like the way you think. Disregard my 12lb per year post. I'm just being overly potheaded:sifone:

 

yea.. for you and me.. but not everyone.. i mean.. not everyone is a professional smoker.. otherwise we'd have more candidates LOL.. ounce a month.. thats more than some of these kids see in two months...

 

Whichever one of us is elected, the other shall be appointed as the Secretary of Ganja Treasury:sifone:

 

Also.. pharmaceutical companies will now only produce Adderall, Alprazolam, Diazepam, Clonazepam, Oxycodone and Hydromorphone.. if none of these can help you.. then whatever.. DXM will be destroyed.. pulled off shelfs and banned.. along with any other otc that may be concidered recreational.. we don't need a country full of brainfried idiots

 

hahaha that's true. I'm starting to feel like an amateur smoker again, myself. It's been about 3 weeks since I smoked. I'll be back in the swing of things when I get a new job though:sifone:

 

what happened to the other job.. must've missed the story

 

Good move. Also, wide-scale LSD production will be re-established and shrooms will be widely cultivated and processed into chocolate bars for mass distribution

 

It was shitty as hell, so I quit. They were only working me 20 hours PER WEEK and only paying me $7 per hour to clean all of the dishes and also clean the entire hotel. I was severely unappreciated there, so I said fuck it and walked out. I should've waited until I found another job though, because it's nearly impossible to find a job in GA right now.

 

yes.. LSD, fungus and other psychedelics will be used in therapy sessions.. prescribed when needed.. available LSD will be OTC in lower doses... legal to cultivate/harvest/use any psychedelic plant.. Asprin/Tylenol will be replaced by bottles of medical marijuana that has been breeded exactly for that aliment.. also available OTC..

At the age of 15 you can get your Provisional Smokers License.. you are allowed to smoke marijuana legally but are unable to purchase it... at 18.. you will renew your card once showing valid diploma or GED in which you will be given your normal Smokers License in which you are now legally able to purchase marijuana at any dispensary/headshop

 

shitty.. yea i would have held it out til i at least found somethin else..

 

That's fookin magnabulous dude. haha

One thing I would like to see happen is the availability of prerolled marijuana cigarettes and cigars that can be bought in packs, instead of tobacco.

 

Provisional Smokers will be eligible for Amendment CDXX "Free Weed For Everyone"
A) You have a job in which taxes are paid in and regularly attend school and uphold a GPA of at least 2.0
B) You attend school regularly and uphold a GPA of above 3.8

Failed classes or a GPA below 2.0 will result in suspension of your License and can be reapplied for after 30 days of the violation

 

I would have, but since my license is suspended, it was costing me more money than I was making to pay for gas money so I could get back and forth to work. My grandmother was having to drive me back and forth everyday, so she was having to drive about 120 miles everyday to drive me back and forth to work, and with the gas prices like they are, it wasn't really worth keeping the job long enough to find another job.

 

All cig companies are totally in on this shit.. they will be making pre-rolled marijuana cigarettes and cigars.. chewing marijuana.. and pipe marijuana.. only down fall is these companies want lots of production with little expense.. marijuana will be found at gas stations.. but it will be of lower quality

 

hahahaha dude you need to send some of these ideas to congress. lol If they saw the way it COULD work, maybe they'd be more likely to legalize:sifone:

 

rofl