President of the Stoners Lounge

Pipe dreams i tell ya!

 

I don't stand for change, I stand for the continuing awesomeness of the HF Stoners Lounge!

lol, i don't know.

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator" ~the asshole waste of oxygen

 

I am sure there are plenty of growers who wouldn't mind offering their services, with the promise of government compensation:sifone:

 

so you mean the government will just go broke for having pay growers so to hand out millions of ounces of weed for free.... thats great..

While Mr. TNS here wants to run our Forum economy into a 3rd world wish it was as rich as somolia.. i here by make the purchasing and growing of marijuana legal.. if you are to own anything more than a lb it will be stamped and taxed accordingly.. anything under a lb is legal to distribute without a license.. getting caught by an undercover for pricin your shit above regulated costs.. $20-1/8... $150oz.. will be severely punished and will be restricted to selling shake off the marijuana assembly floors at $500/oz.. all profits go twords rehibilitating greedy fucks.. if.. you cannot afford weed.. you may goto the local unpackedbowl office and apply for government help.. but you will be required to fill out applications once a week for jobs.. if that job accepts you.. you must accept or your funds will be terminated and blacklisted from ever getting free weed again you lazy fuck.

 

No dude. We will not go broke. You forget that we would also be able to export marijuana to other countries, which is how we will fund our grow-ops, but our citizens will always smoke for free:sifone:

 

LOL @ unpackedbowl office. hahahaha

 

Also, I would export hella snack cakes produced by our stoners and our country will be wealthier than ever:sifone: We may even give Little Debbie a government contract and they can do the legwork

 

ooo.. dont forget switzerland and that cute lil swiss miss that makes amazing hot chocolate

 

PS: where would you export to.. its not like marijuana is legal everywhere except the states lol

 

We would export everywhere, we gotta get bud to those in need! We would need some sneaky packaging

 

hahahaha hell yeah dude. The possibilities are endless.

And yes, we would distribute our government-grown marijuana everywhere. We would have representatives in all countries who would be responsible for distributing our marijuana on the streets of said countries, sending most of the profit back to our country, and they would keep a designated amount of the money and bud for themselves as payment. They may get arrested or whatever, which is why we would make sure to find people who are down for the cause and realize that sacrifices have to be made for the betterment of our country:sifone:

 

and if the countries tell you to leave? are you gonna pull a bush and pull some reason out your ass to stay?

 

They wouldn't know our reps were in their countries. Our representatives would appear as regular street dealers or large-scale traffickers, depending on how quickly they progress. The scale of our representatives' individual operations would be similar to military ranks, and they would have to work their way up to larger quantities and we would have research analysts that would be responsible for finding the best way for our representatives to distribute marijuana in whatever country they are delegated to. We would have people to help our representatives set up fronts, if required, so they could more safely distribute our marijuana. We would also have a base in each country for grow-ops and the profits would be handled in a way that our stoner nation will benefit and our employees would be compensated for their work.

 

I still think free weed is a horrible idea.. if you want free weed.. work for it.. sign up for the marijaunines today... doctor? enlist in the our-me and be part of the H*A*S*H.. free things create lazy white trash

 

hahahaha H*A*S*H. lol Free weed means we have more money to spend on other shit, and we will all still have to work for our money and keep the rest of the economy healthy. There will still be doctors, farmers, stores, etc, and all of those things require people to work, so there will not be lazy fuckers. Lazy fuckers will be sent to Canada. hahaha

 

no there's not technically.. i mean you'd be subsidizing all these people that grow weed so that you could give away free weed.. meaning the government is paying these people to grow.. and givin it away for free... meaning there is no money back into it.. just an expense.. how bout IF you are a tax paying citizen.. you are obligated to an 3lbs a year.. you can either be given it in a lump sum.. meaning it will be taxed.. or you can receive it monthly(oz a month).. tax exempt.. so long as your stash does not exceed 1lb.. at any time... in which then it will need to be taxed.. you need more you're greedy.. and if you're greedy.. you can pay then for more..

 

All cities must either ring a bell or have some sort of siren for the 4:20 alarm
All businesses public/private must give people a 15min break at 4:20 every working day
April 20th will now be recognized as a National Holiday..
Flag colors will be white and green with 50 marijuana leafs

 

That actually sounds like a good idea too. We should combine our efforts and create a policy that is best for everyone who does their part.

 

Yes! we shall be bi-partisan! in a world where Demochronics and Dropublicans can get together as one

 

Also, 3lb per per year would only average out to about 4oz per month, give or take, which simply would not suffice. We'd need at least 8oz per month, if not more.