Predict your cause of death?

You could have given that money to charity :toetap05:

 

In a couple of months during the first week of owning my ZXR sports bike

 

Ill go down most likely from...

 

Not as quickly if you were to smoke another other tobacco.. Thumbs up for the good taste.

 

no i need the story to outlive whatever generosity i may have.

"dude, did you hear? chuck died"
"huh? how?"
"he let himself get eaten by a panther."
"wait...what???"
"there was a suicide note too. he did it on purpose"


just imagine the news stories. they might even make a movie out of it. or at least a 30 minute special on the comedy channel.

 

private plane crash...

 

Well, at least tell them to give the panther to the zoo afterwards...

 

Wasn't that guy eaten by his tiger or lion a few years back?

 

I wouldn't be suprised if it was a heart attack...not that I'm terribly old or anything...but remember how John Ritter went out...just died suddenly do to heart disease he knew nothing about....

I hear heart attacks are painful....

I'd rather die by someone shooting me in back of the head without me ever knowing about it...painless and quick...

In other words, when I do die, I don't want to know it's coming...

 

#1 cause of death for males aged 17-35 in Brazil: death by firearm.

#2 cause: death by traffic accident

Considering my own proclivities too, I'd say STDs and suicide are likely.

But, I think I have a 50% chance of ending up one of those hardnosed, diry old men, who are full of life, single, curse up a storm, and are a major inconvenience and just generally refuse to go.

CANCER or HEART DISEASE.

 

Rampage, high score, death by national guard, or police.

 

Just press L1+L2+R1+R2.

 

I'll probably die from being too concious of my health.

 

Ah. So you plan on becoming interesting. Always solid.

 

Trap guns only have two triggers lode.

and assault rifles only have one

I can see where you would get confused.

 

The woman in my family seem to die at 80-90 years old, so hopefully I will die of old age, in peace,

 

OD'ing on RT.

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I'll be losing my marbles in about 35 years, so I'm not going to care how I go...just don't let me feel any pain, please.

 

ObamaCare's natural conclusion, of course.

 

hehe.