I'll relate a few. I had a 12 foot metal trailer that I used in my roofing stuff. When it was empty, I put a bowling all in it and when I would come to a stop sign, that sucker would roll to the front and---BANG!! Got a kick out of seeing people jump and look around trying to figure out what happened!! I detest being cold!Whenever friends and I would go to the snow-- I'd last about 3 minutes and head for the lodge or sit in the car with the heater going. Well, my kids knew my aversion, those little buggers. When they were 9, 7 and 6, they would wait until I was nicely warmed up in a hot shower and sneak in and throw ice water over the top of the curtain on me! I'd holler and act like I was upset---but I took it as a decent prank. So, my friend was asleep on my couch and I went in the kitchen and got a weiner. Pulled out my pecker and rubbed the weiner on his lips! He woke up, did not see the weiner, just saw me putting my pecker back in my pants! Cussed me out some. I never told him it was a weiner and not my pecker until we were in our 60s. So, around 14 or thereabouts, I was working on a farm during the summer as many kids did in the Valley. Some of the workers that lived in a bunkhouse kept fuckin' with me in various ways. Stealing my lunch, throwing ice water on me and other stuff. So when I quit at the end of the summer, I sneaked into the bunkhouse while the pricks were working and I pissed in their huge container of cocoa powder and smeared honey on all the doorknobs in the place! Bull---Horns.
Went to see a movie with a few friends as a teenager, One guy took a different car. After the movie we were going to hang out at a park to drink and smoke. As we we were leaving the theater, I grabbed the fire extinguisher off the wall in the parking garage. The guy in the different car trailed us, but we got to a stoplight where he could pull up beside us, I told him to roll the window down and sprayed him with the fire extinguisher. He stayed at the light while it turned green for a few moments... I didn't realize fire extinguisher spray was so thick.. lol
oh wait, another one is hiding things. I like hiding things that people are currently using. Like when someone is mid cup of tea. If I can sneak that out of sight, that's hilarious to me.
Here's one that works every time. You're with a group of people or just one will work too. Then when someone else walks up or enters the room---when they say something--no matter what they say---look at at someone else and go 'see"'. Try it-. They always look around and usually what?--what ?
