Poster above wins an award for…

most rugs munched

 

most boogers picked.

 

most hemorrhoids itched

 

speed channel surfing..

 

Loudest squirrel fart

 

exceptional use of lol causing gifs

 

most awkward moments

 

best flying carpet pilot

 

making me fart so loud when i laugh at your posts that the terrorist squad are watching my property because they think it is a bomb-making facility... i don't know why that deserves an award... my bottom hurts... but im sick so take advantage of the fact.. why not... everyone else does... arf arf

 

best vegetarian

 

flying like a butterfly, stinging like a bee

 

most car accidents that are "not her fault" award

 

most handsome guy on Hip Forums

 

wins an award for saying the word "poo" the most

 

wins an award for having cute kids!

 

the plum bum award

 

numbest bum award

 

the "no gag reflex" award

 

tow chain with missing link award...