Post Your HARMLESS Ethnic Jokes.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jimbee68, Sep 15, 2020.

  1. Jimbee68

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    Yes, some ethnic jokes are cruel and degrading. And I don't dispute that. But sometimes you need a *HARMLESS* (N.B.) ethnic joke. Maybe your new boss is Jewish, and you want to break the ice. Or maybe you want to laugh at yourself a little. Why not. But just cute and harmless jokes. You know what I mean.

    Here are two I know:

    >A Jewish man is walking down the street in Nazi Germany. And lo and behold, Hitler appears. He takes out his revolver and points to a pile of horse manure, and says 'eat that!' Then a phalanx of marching soldiers go by and distract him, and the Jewish man gets his revolver. 'Now you eat it, he says.' And while der fuhrer is distracted, he makes a discreet exit. Then he arrives home. 'Martha! Martha!' he says, 'You'll never guess who I had lunch with today!'

    Now come on, that is a joke even Jewish people would laugh.

    Okay, this one my mom even used to like (and she was Polish):

    >How does one Pole find another Pole in the dark?
    >Wonderful.

    I trust you see my point. And please, please nothing nasty. Or you're not invited to the party ;).

    :)
     
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