post your funniest joke

I didn't know Dan Quale was a xanthochroid!

 

Ya'll funny! LOL!

 

3 guys were being held captive by an Indian tribe. They asked the men what their last request would be before they were carved into canoes. the first man asks for a gun and shoots himself, the second asks for a vial of poison and kills himself as well. When they got to the last man, he asks for a fork. Confused, the tribe complies. He immediately begins stabbing himself all over with the fork yelling, "You ain't making no canoe outta me!!"

 

3 guys were being held captive by an Indian tribe. They asked the men what their last request would be before they were carved into canoes. the first man asks for a gun and shoots himself, the second asks for a vial of poison and kills himself as well. When they got to the last man, he asks for a fork. Confused, the tribe complies. He immediately begins stabbing himself all over with the fork yelling, "You ain't making no canoe outta me!!"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9R7nOmROc

funny joke above ^

 

How is a pengiun like a maxi-pad?


they both have wings but can't fly.

 

Did you hear Roseanne Barr was arrested for importing drugs?

They found 20 inchs of Crack in her undies!

 

What happened to the girl who ate 40 popsicles?
She snowed in her pants

 

I went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it."

 

if you bought a teddy bear for £10 called it Mohammed & sold it for £20

does it make a prophet ???

 

^ I have four jokes that apply to you two.

• A redneck walks out of the pub…Do you get it? Usually it’s the other way round.
• A white guy always goes to the trash and comes back with more than he left with.
• A policeman stops a redneck and asks him “Can I see your ID?” The redneck replays “An idee ‘bout what?”
• A redneck proverb “There’s nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it within the family.”

 

What does the NAACP stand for?
Now apes are considered people