Post things that will never, ever kill you....

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  1. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    I will never die in a recreational parachuting accident or from a huge ship sinking in the ocean. It will never be possible for that to happen.

    You?
     
  2. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    I will never die by anything snake related.
     
  3. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    I will never die from hypoxia climbing Mt Everest
     
  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I will never die from jacking off
     
  5. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JVkonHpxKk"]Ghostbuster - Stay Puft - YouTube
     
  6. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    There is nothing wrong with putting serious effort into it, though. :)
     
  7. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    I'll never be pecked to death by a gang of disgruntled penguins whilst cross country skiing across Antarctica.
     
  8. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Staying alive...
     
  9. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    :rofl:
     
  10. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I will never die from a heart attacked while making my side of the bed up.
     
  11. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
     
  12. dreadzyahhmann22

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    i will never die, until i have sex with a hobbit
     
  13. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    What are you trying to say?
     
  14. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    Wiffle bats
     
  15. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger? :)
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    ......:rofl:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Kindness
     
  18. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Bacteria.
     
  19. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Being hit by a flower.
     
  20. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

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    you mean Kim Kardashian?
     

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