"Hi, Thanks for letting me vent out - I probably needed it! I know you are there, if need be, and if/when I feel the need will liaise, for now however. I’m clearer ‘in my mind’s eye’ - witch is nice "
Its true he burnt down the house while having a wank and left the cooker on now he is in hospital not because of the fire its because his wife beat him up cos her pussy was burnt
You did WHAT? Where did you find a Harry Potter convention,ffs??? [and aren't you supposed to be a grown-up?!?]
Yes,it IS a Nokia 3210,mate and I'm perfectly happy with it. May surprise you to discover,not everyone feels the need to spend a grand on a bloody telephone!