Post Something About the Person Above You - Holiday Edition

Sneezed in the gravy, served it anyway.

 

Didn't share the egg nog with anyone.

 

Poured the eggnog into the tub, got in and splashed around in it for a while, then shared the eggnog with everyone.

 

Thought the ribbons were the real presents.

 

Was thrown out of the mall seven times for creeping into the background of Santa photos and giving the thumbs up to the camera.

 

Was disapointed with Santa, in the sack.

 

Was Disapointed That Anybody In Their Right Mind Would Want To Bonk Some Silly Old Fart In A Red And White Suit...Beer Breath...A Fake Beard....And Wandering Hands......???



Yours...In The Quest To Expose The "Dark Side" Of Xmas.....

Glen.

 

Made the most delicious pie, and served it to those he cared about

 

2hrs..51minutes...After I Commented (on another thread) That Crummy Was A Hard Ass....Miserable...Ball Breaking ....Bas**rd....(or words to that effect)......GUESS WHAT..He Caved To The "Intense Pressure"...I Exerted On Him....... And Said Something Nice About Me....And My Pie.!!!..........I Ask You...Is It Possable For Life To Take A Greater "AboutTurn".???........Is There A Brighter Way To Face The New Year..???.....I Have So Much More To Live For Now........(and so does my pie).......(throws his hands in the air...and yells.)......MY SHOUT...EVERYBODY....ALL DRINKS ARE ON ME ...TILL THE NEWYEAR ARRIVES......

Yours...In A ..Fresh New...Rose Tinted Glasses.. Love You All.....Approach To 2008....

Glen.

P.S.....slice of pie..anyone.....????

 

Dyed the eggnogg purple to match the Hipforums Background.

 

likes santa's elfs asses

 

Opened his parents gifts to each other, pawned the nice stuff and replaced them with charcoal and a lawyers business card.

 

Made hot chocolate for everyone. With those little marshmallows in it.

 

Went through all the pockets of the guest coats, filled the empty pockets with tinsel.

 

Pre-licked everyone's candy canes for them.

 

Xrayed all the gifts as the guests arrived, sucky gift givers sat at the kids table.

 

Ran down the street in his underwear screaming at the stroke of midnight, as always.

 

Messed up all her hosts magnetic poetry into nonsense.

 

Asked to leave the choir for slipping the word "appendectomy" into most of the carols.

 

Swallowed the wishbone, dared any one to get it.


They got it.