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You have won a library full of read-to-death tattered books.

 

you win a lottery ticket that wins nothing.

 

You have won a kernal of popping corn.

 

you won a dozen rotten bananas

 

You have won a freshly baked cookie......made by a three year old.

 

You have won Van Halen's guitar pick.

 

you have won a mud pie

 

You have won a bout of short term memory

 

you have won the ability to use obscure language.






(What's a bout of short term memory? I'd like to know what I won.)

 

(bout - a period of time spent in a peculiar way;
"His tremendous bouts of drinking had wrecked his health"/ - a period of illness; "a bad bout of flu")

You have won a dictionary, a thesaurus and an encylopedia.

 

Thanks.


You have won a audience with Princess Diana

(I heard you were dying to meet her)

 

You have won a warm yoghurt.

 

You have won 27 pounds of belly fat.

 

you won melted ice cream

 

you won a suplex

 

you won a trojan virus

 

you won a picture of a used trojan


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You have won a fight with Bruce Lee.

 

you won a bag of animal skin

 

you won an old cheeseburger