Post here to WIN a free.. (blank)..

you win a free skin graft

 

You win an old mans dirty Depends diaper

 

you win a spinal tap

 

You have won a free flame directly under your skin.

 

you win a spinal fracture

 

you won a free cone shaped hat

 

You have won a free fish hook through your nose.

 

you won a free cone shaped hat made of tin foil to keep the aliens out.

 

you won a free ten year vacation to Guantanamo Bays newest resort town.....more commonly known as GitMo

 

you win the gps transponder we took out the trailer truck that was carrying a million dollars worth of tobacco products. If you know whats good for you, you will not tell the fbi where you won it. Or you win cement shoes..

 

You have won a coffee; Mr. Bean The Movie style.

 

you win non dairy creamer..

 

you won eighty years....or maybe less

 

you win obscenity laced text messages on your cell phone..

 

you win a free paint job for your truck

 

You have won a free grass job for your car.

 

you win 2kg of miracle grow for your indoor "garden"



...with added weedkiller

 

knuckle sandwich

 

mouth guard