Post a short stupid something about yourself.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lodog, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    Today I yelled "they're not beating eachother up in pyjamas, they're doing judo in judo outfits!" down a corridor to a 6-year-old.
     
  2. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Thats awesome.

    My motorcycle AND my car are broken down right now.
    lame!
     
  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I bet you I've rid myself of enough snot today to fill a swimming pool
     
  4. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Good for you!
     
  5. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I have a tattoo of a freckle on my dick.
     
  6. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    This morning i pooped and there was no toilet paper left in the house so I went directly in the shower. I had never done that before. Feels clean enough though.
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    just an inch eh...thats a pretty short one
     
  8. Perilless

    Perilless Member

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    You've no idea how attracted to you I am right now .... ;)
     
  9. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Look pall I could have 99 problems, but an attracted to LovelyX wouldn't be one.
     
  10. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Is this supposed to be an insult Lo?! Don't make me come over there and slap the ginger right outta ya!
     
  11. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    HA! Woman in less serious relationships than you have tried!

    *puts up dukes*
     
  12. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    I have a birthmark that looks similar to a smiley face :)D) on my dick.
     
  13. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I like to witness violence
     
  14. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    I have really nothing to say about myself at this time.
     
  15. deleted

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    i am not the oldest in this thread..
     
  16. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Soda has a calming effect on me, even the ones with caffeine
     
  17. Catalya

    Catalya Member

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    Cigarettes help me analyze literature.
     
  18. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    +rep......:rofl:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  19. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Say, Give Him A Damn Good Spanking, And Post The Pics Here For

    Our Viewing Pleasure...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  20. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I set up plastic dinosaur toys in the yard. Afterward me and my son knocked them down like bowling pins with water balloons in a game I called "meteor death from above"
     
  21. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    I enjoy smoking the ''reefer''
     

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